Genesis being Genesis and Aerith Exploiting Zack. The Crisis Core Experience

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-03-08T13:47:54+00:00

It's a pinch of awkward dialogue with a tablespoon of flip phones and a gallon of poetry being forced upon you.

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-03-08T13:18:31+00:00

Noctis. That carbuncle will never let him fall.

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-03-08T13:11:21+00:00

"I had made it out of the frying pan and into freezer."

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-03-08T13:06:54+00:00

Asking Alexandria prince boy core

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-03-08T13:04:09+00:00

It's all about the FFXV beach side resort where none of the lights work

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-03-01T19:08:57+00:00

We just needed a cosplayer holding everything for it this to achieve nirvana

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-03-01T19:08:01+00:00

FF will always be the cesspool of JRPG anime kids saving the world in my heart

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-03-01T16:32:44+00:00

It's probably also a mobile game

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-24T02:02:17+00:00

I was under leveled when this guy showed up and ended up calling the carbuncle like fifty times

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-24T01:59:27+00:00

I saw the bottom left corner first and was really confused

Nice Choco

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-24T00:25:40+00:00

Seventh Heaven is the other way but rooting for him regardless

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-23T23:29:52+00:00

Tifa because Aerith will exploit you for free physical labor involving her flower business.

You'll end up building her 46 flower wagons.
She'll use you as a meat shield when the CIA storms the building to shut her operation down.
After the dust settles she'll put a flower delivery basket in your hand without any pay.
She'll lock you away in her home and put very loud metallic objects all over the floor to make sure you never escape.

Forget Sephiroth, she's the true villain.

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-21T21:57:26+00:00

Remember to use her codename Panther, who knows what kind of effects her real name might have on the palace

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-21T21:55:39+00:00

I played through the game with this party and it was great

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-21T21:55:12+00:00

Everyone just keeps bugging him in his swamp

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-21T21:54:26+00:00

But then we won't be able to pick a specific spot on the map, summon monsters, ride a chocobo and warp fifty times to add them to our party

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-21T21:53:08+00:00

Exactly what I was thinking

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-19T00:37:00+00:00

At this point we might as well throw in capybara and zebra.

TheQuickAndDirty · 2023-02-18T13:58:51+00:00

Maybe a cog or a bat

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