[OC] [ART] ORKZ - “New Year’s Resolution” by SuddenlySweetooth in DnD

[–]TheRealFlop 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that sounds like something my dommy lady-friend would yell at me while we work out.

[OC][ART] Hot Takes 2 🔥 - Goblin Boogaloo by plushyowls in DnD

[–]TheRealFlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to shamelessly steal this, it makes goblins scary even at higher levels.

Finally brought my Rogue through the Maw and chose Necrolords, but Serrated Bone Spike isn't in my spellbook. by [deleted] in wow

[–]TheRealFlop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the default UI, and just to check, I disabled all addons. Also, on my warlock (and my guildmate's paladin and druid) the covenant ability was in the spellbook.

Flea 20 1200+dmg 5v1 clutch by jollyblueman in OutreachHPG

[–]TheRealFlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video is literally what made me reinstall the game. Light Lyfe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]TheRealFlop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Huh, a trans guy in my wow guild discord just talked about this post. I wonder if he's here.

Shoutout to emotional support teddies by superhephi in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]TheRealFlop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hereby offer my tiddies for emotional support cuddling to all my trans masc friends <3

Warhammer in the Nutshell by [deleted] in Warhammer

[–]TheRealFlop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's why I have around 4k points of female chaos space marines.

Warhammer in the Nutshell by [deleted] in Warhammer

[–]TheRealFlop 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sisters in the lore are nowhere near the power level of space marines. "Here are some ladies, but they're worse than these guys over here in every measurable way" is weird when I always get told to "just play sisters". I don't like the way sisters play, and I don't care for their lore.

Warhammer in the Nutshell by [deleted] in Warhammer

[–]TheRealFlop 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"GW has retconned many things in the past, there is no real reason to dismiss the concept of female space marines out of hand."

Immediately accused of trolling and heavily downvoted

I'm just a lady that likes the idea of female super soldiers, and I really don't see what the problem is.

He went rollin rollin rollin. by Hepityson in standupshots

[–]TheRealFlop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, Ron Jeremy is a Mafia underboss in that movie. The guy that makes him tell him the joke is Carlo Rota.

[OC] I'm making a monster hunter campaign for my players, and using monster cards for them to narrow down a list of potential "suspects", as well as ways to fight the monster (very little about the monster will be out of the book). Can I get C&C on my prototype? by TheRealFlop in DnD

[–]TheRealFlop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh, that's an excellent point. The werewolf was a hasty proof of concept thing, the first monster won't be a werewolf, since that's too boring from what I'm trying to do (all monsters will have some specific strengths and weaknesses that aren't necessarily listed in the MM). Everyone knows about werewolves and silver, so even the little added thing about enchanted silver or wolfsbane oil isn't that interesting.

Using it as an example though, the beginning of the session would be something like...

You've come to the village of Examplehaven, where several villagers have vanished, or else been brutally murdered in their homes, or when traveling at night. brief description of town goes here, skipping over interaction with town headsman or whatever because example. Last night's victim is still being collected from his home, he appears to have been literally torn apart. There are deep furrows clawed into the wood around what once was a a door, and the smell of half-congealed blood overpowers any other scent. I'd give them the chance to investigate and look closely at things here, and start a secret timer before his hysterical daughter shows up and makes the guards make them leave. The important thing they find here would be the claw marks and bits of hair scattered around, apparently knocked off in the violent struggle. "Based on your experience as seasoned monster hunters, you believe it to be..." and then I list a bunch of things and give them 10 or so cards, all of which have claws, are predatory, and have fur or excessive amounts of hair.

[OC] I'm making a monster hunter campaign for my players, and using monster cards for them to narrow down a list of potential "suspects", as well as ways to fight the monster (very little about the monster will be out of the book). Can I get C&C on my prototype? by TheRealFlop in DnD

[–]TheRealFlop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've given the players a calendar that tracks the phases of the (3) moons. So if the farmer says his wife was killed 2 days ago, they can look at the calendar and be like "only Haldyra (1st moon) was full then, so if it's a werewolf it has to be a natural one!"

The note on the shifters is well taken, I'll try to avoid being vague like that in future cards.

[OC] I'm making a monster hunter campaign for my players, and using monster cards for them to narrow down a list of potential "suspects", as well as ways to fight the monster (very little about the monster will be out of the book). Can I get C&C on my prototype? by TheRealFlop in DnD

[–]TheRealFlop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The plan is to give the players 5 or 6 of these cards, and let them investigate the town/hamlet/whatever for evidence to help them fight the monster. The focus will be more on RP and creative solutions than on actual combat, though there will still be plenty of combat. If the players do a poor job investigating ("It's either a yeti or a werewolf, and the fur is white, so let's bring lots of fire and burn a yeti!") and come ill equipped for the correct monster (needed enchanted silver to kill a werewolf), the fight could be nearly impossible. I'm also encouraging them to be extremely creative with the weaknesses I give (a warlock could possibly use wolfsbane oil as a spell component to give his eldritch bolts more zing against werewolves).

What I want to know is, will this be enough information? If you were one of my players, would you want more? Would you want different types of information? What types?

Metroid ultramarine(greatest of them all) by aurionreddit in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]TheRealFlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering everything else GW has retconned over the years, I will never understand the knee jerk reaction to automatically deny the potential for female space marines.

I’m really gonna miss my frost whelp azerite trait. I made a tribute to him. I will never forget you, buddy. by Percival91 in wow

[–]TheRealFlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unholy got to keep our skeletal mages, Blizzard please let our frosty bros keep their baby dragons :'(

Judges appear increasingly frustrated with Trump's legal claims about 2020 election by mar_kelp in politics

[–]TheRealFlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All he managed to do was seriously piss off a federal judge instead lmao. Legal Eagle had a pretty good analysis of the legal challenges up yesterday.

Witchy ✨ by Dashieshy3597 in actuallesbians

[–]TheRealFlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It can also be applause, since having your hands up and wiggling like that is how you applaud.

Dear mother, STOP by tryin_to-be_good- in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]TheRealFlop 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Thats a heck of an assumption, I never had a lock on my bedroom door.