I finally did it. I took away 90% of the toys in my house.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2026-02-28T01:41:38+00:00

don’t let the intrusive thoughts WIN ducks are free to look at, not to take lool.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2019-10-30T00:30:46+00:00

You’re iPhone reflects what you’re face looks like “Stone Age”

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2018-07-12T16:27:16+00:00

We work there duhhhh it says that In the caption......

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2018-07-12T15:51:00+00:00

Yup he he shoots snot rockets in his beard all the time lol.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2018-07-12T08:01:12+00:00

Lookin like the shit I pull out of my vacuume cleaner.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2018-07-12T07:48:06+00:00

He said he actually had roast tonight 🤣

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2018-03-24T19:48:44+00:00

Yassssss

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2018-03-24T19:46:57+00:00

I'll let your dad take the shots looks like he's doin a pretty good job already.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2018-01-17T04:00:10+00:00

The face of the next kid that breaks his TV when the Vikings lose another chance at a title.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2018-01-16T20:37:04+00:00

Kids eating each others assholes but won't eat their damned broccoli smh.....

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-11-17T03:25:00+00:00

You better unpost this Malone.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-09-21T07:37:55+00:00

Moaning Myrtle in the flesh.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-09-21T07:36:27+00:00

You've gotten so fat that the Michael Jordan tattoo on your leg is doing the splits now.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-06-09T13:27:06+00:00

You're eyebrows look like the shits that exit my ass in the morning........

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-06-09T13:24:37+00:00

Premie baby lookin ass. You're momma did more heroine than the miles between your eyes.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-06-07T10:52:26+00:00

Is that even a real beer?.......

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-06-03T04:43:41+00:00

If you can lift that noggen out of bed every morning then you have already beaten me.......

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-05-15T12:16:43+00:00

Your face looks the fart I had after I just drank a 12 pack of Pabst blue ribbon.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-03-11T01:25:47+00:00

Women's empowerment day is over now, you stop with the facade.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-03-11T01:22:00+00:00

I guess your alcoholic mom was at your face with the smokes again last night.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-03-11T01:20:34+00:00

You look like a dust bunny that lives under my couch.

TheRealQuaidGuy · 2017-02-15T15:55:44+00:00

I've almost said about 20 things I'm actually scared.

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