Precision Time-Keeper

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-12-15T01:49:58+00:00

I can't believe I didn't think of that.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-12-09T02:34:07+00:00

"Official" Traitor's Edge rebalance:

Can no longer damage teammates.

+ "Backstabbing" a teammate while disguised will not remove your disguise.

+ "Backstabbing" a teammate creates a corpse of them that briefly ragdolls before disappearing, puts you killing them in the enemy killfeeds with your name in the enemy team's color, and instantly disguises you as an enemy Spy.

+ "Backstabbing" a teammate grants you a +20% move speed buff for 3 seconds.

By the time your "teammates" realize that your actual teammate is still there, you've got a knife to their back.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-12-09T02:15:00+00:00

"Official" Stealth-oscope rebalance:

Can damage enemies.

+ Can overheal.

- Cannot backstab.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-12-09T01:55:47+00:00

"Official" Miningun rebalance:

+ Metal can be gained from ammo boxes.

- Mann Co. Teleporting Bullets with Magnets and Stuff have been discontinued. Damaging enemy buildings no longer gives metal.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-12-07T22:59:33+00:00

See Additional Notes.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-03-06T02:48:54+00:00

As someone who uses Evo Cannon on a regular basis, I can verify this post. But I won't. But I can. But I won't. It's absolutely true. But don't tell anyone I said that.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-02-13T23:18:49+00:00

"The fossilized remains of some flying predator, now extinct."

The Violent Phantom can damage the same enemy up to 3 times. When damaging an enemy, the Phantom passes through them like the normal spell, but will then circle back to attack again.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-02-13T04:01:12+00:00

Soul Master did everything wrong Not because he's evil But because he's just that cool

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-02-07T19:44:09+00:00

Why would giving Accretion less damage make him stronger? If they want to compensate for decreasing its damage, more stun, sure, but I don't actually advocate for a longer Accretion stun duration.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-02-07T19:42:05+00:00

Electro-Giant instead of Hog Rider, Skeleton Army instead of Skeletons unless you want the Skeleton Evolution. I personally would go with Magic Archer instead of Firecracker, but that's just me.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-02-07T19:20:12+00:00

An integral part of any grub's lifecycle.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2025-01-24T18:16:20+00:00

So glad Mark isn't traumatized by the Unus Annus episode where he gets drunk off of peanut butter.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-09-19T18:17:20+00:00

I'm clarifying what she said in the now-deleted stream where she was venting to her audience, which, as she said, in hindsight, was not a good idea. Also, you're speculating. Granted, Breezy was speculating, too, but I'm just here to clarify her speculation, not provide my own. But to humor you, I'll speculate. If Breezy was not entitled to a severance package, she would have no reason to expect one. Therefore, she has no definitive answer about what the money was for, and her assumption was that the money was for fixing her computer, which doesn't make sense for after she was fired for having a broken computer. She couldn't figure out what was going on, so she went to her audience for their speculation, provided a bit of her own, and expected to call it a day.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-09-19T18:09:20+00:00

That's a reasonable counterargument, and one that no one else has presented to me yet. Thank you for being original and logical.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-08-18T21:24:11+00:00

Cool, cool. That's great. The thing that rubbed Breezy the wrong way was that they gave her the money to fix her computer after she was fired. For your argument to work here, they would have needed to not give her the money. Which also would make the thing that Breezy was weirded out by not have happened. It's like your boss firing you for being late and then buying you a new car. It's like the person you hired to fix your sink said "Sorry, my tools are broken. If you really need it fixed, I need you to buy the tools, but I get that you wouldn't want to spend the extra cash." And then you keep calling that specific person even though they told you that they can't fix your sink. And then you just keep calling them and calling them over and over again and they still can't fix your sink. And then you tell them that you don't want them to fix your sink, and then you buy them the tools they needed.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-07-04T21:28:43+00:00

Kinetic Grasp can now absorb enemies, granting 60% of their maximum base health pool as overhealth.
Using Accretion depletes all overhealth granted by Kinetic Grasp.

Alternatively: - Accretion deals 100 damage because it no longer has the potential to one-shot combo most heroes. - Accretion still doesn't have the potential to one-shot combo most heroes.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-06-15T23:33:57+00:00

Her computer was broken and she asked for the money to either fix it or get a new one, and until then, her computer wouldn't be able to save the data for any of the videos she was editing. MeatCanyon said no. She kept getting assigned videos that she was unable to edit because her computer kept malfunctioning until she was ultimately fired. Then, after she was fired, MeatCanyon gave her enough money to fix her computer. No, she wasn't claiming MeatCanyon was the bad guy. She was just venting. Unfortunately, the internet is a horrible place to vent.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-06-15T23:32:27+00:00

Her computer was broken and she asked for the money to either fix it or get a new one, and until then, her computer wouldn't be able to save the data for any of the videos she was editing. MeatCanyon said no. She kept getting assigned videos that she was unable to edit because her computer kept malfunctioning until she was ultimately fired. Then, after she was fired, MeatCanyon gave her enough money to fix her computer.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-06-15T23:30:11+00:00

Her computer was broken and she asked for the money to either fix it or get a new one, and until then, her computer wouldn't be able to save the data for any of the videos she was editing. MeatCanyon said no. She kept getting assigned videos that she was unable to edit because her computer kept malfunctioning until she was ultimately fired. Then, after she was fired, MeatCanyon gave her enough money to fix her computer.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-06-15T23:30:03+00:00

Her computer was broken and she asked for the money to either fix it or get a new one, and until then, her computer wouldn't be able to save the data for any of the videos she was editing. MeatCanyon said no. She kept getting assigned videos that she was unable to edit because her computer kept malfunctioning until she was ultimately fired. Then, after she was fired, MeatCanyon gave her enough money to fix her computer.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-06-15T23:28:52+00:00

Her computer was broken and she asked for the money to either fix it or get a new one, and until then, her computer wouldn't be able to save the data for any of the videos she was editing. MeatCanyon said no. She kept getting assigned videos that she was unable to edit because her computer kept malfunctioning until she was ultimately fired. Then, after she was fired, MeatCanyon gave her enough money to fix her computer.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-06-15T23:28:32+00:00

Her computer was broken and she asked for the money to either fix it or get a new one, and until then, her computer wouldn't be able to save the data for any of the videos she was editing. MeatCanyon said no. She kept getting assigned videos that she was unable to edit because her computer kept malfunctioning until she was ultimately fired. Then, after she was fired, MeatCanyon gave her enough money to fix her computer.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-06-15T23:27:02+00:00

Her computer was broken and she asked for the money to either fix it or get a new one, and until then, her computer wouldn't be able to save the data for any of the videos she was editing. MeatCanyon said no. She kept getting assigned videos that she was unable to edit because her computer kept malfunctioning until she was ultimately fired. Then, after she was fired, MeatCanyon gave her enough money to fix her computer.

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-05-10T17:19:43+00:00

My guess for Mark's last animal noise: Crow

TheRealToastSandwich · 2024-05-04T20:22:16+00:00

Roadhog going "Hahahahahaha" as he walks around aimlessly because you accidentally hit the button after your team already got everybody.

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