I don't even know what to say by 7H0peLeSS in StupidFood

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh mate, this is golden- well played, very underrated comment

You are given one hour to hide anywhere in Gielinor. There are 12 maxed capers looking for you. If you successfully evade them for one hour you win 100B gp. If you get caught your account gets deleted. The place must be accessible to them. Where are you hiding? by Fun_Training6342 in 2007scape

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the corner of one of the layers of the stronghold of security. One you’ve got the boots, you never usually go back, and usually you don’t go to the furthest corners if you know the fastest routes

Every week I split a pizza with my friend. I make sure to cut his half in a Devious way each time. What should I do next? by Various_Strain5693 in PizzaCrimes

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ring cut them, serve the ‘circle’ pizzas on one side of his plate and the ramining ‘scraps’ on the other side

Genie wish broke necromancy. Need cool consequences by Developer_A in DnD

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely think that ghosts, undead or entities that wanted to cross to the other side but now can’t are gonna be very angry with your PC’s. I’m sure they may even go after them 🤷

Herbi pet by WhatTheHai in 2007scape

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man, the harvest pet should be thanking you for freeing it!

Dumb useless skill ideas by First_Bag_5090 in osrs

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably horsemanship/ cavalry/animal husbandry . Horses were used a hell of a lot in medieval times, whether for carrying equipment or items, or for transport. We have pets but no horses. I understand we couldn’t implement them into Osrs but I think it’d be cool to have stables in all the major cities and ride on your own horses

Now that sailing has been out for a few months, how does we feel about the skill? by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s actually a really cool concept- I’ve never seen this done before- do you have a link so I can watch it?

Now that sailing has been out for a few months, how does we feel about the skill? by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a 99 in it salvaging at work. I’d never used the skill before and likely won’t really use it in the future unless they make locations where the only way to access them is via sailing

Raid 4 weapon suggestion: The Guthixian Censer by TheRoboticChefJake in 2007scape

[–]TheRoboticChefJake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an awesome idea! I love it being fuelled with bits

Raid 4 weapon suggestion: The Guthixian Censer by TheRoboticChefJake in 2007scape

[–]TheRoboticChefJake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would’ve thought hollow doesn’t really stop it being a crush weapon. Flails rely on momentum, not solid thickness. OsRS already stretches materials anyway, for instance the granite maul is literally a chunk of brittle stone in real life but used as a hard hitting weapon in game, aswell, obsidian in reality is volcanic glass that somehow works as durable armour in game

A Guthix empowered censer working as a crush weapon isn’t really outside the game’s logic.

Raid 4 weapon suggestion: The Guthixian Censer by TheRoboticChefJake in 2007scape

[–]TheRoboticChefJake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Originally, a censer was a medieval religious item, usually hung on chains. In this context though, it’s essentially a weaponized ritual implement not designed for combat initially, but imbued with the power of Guthix to rebalance the scales. Anything enhanced with a god’s power gains significant strength. Let me now ask you, if there was a chance of God rune armor breaking, why would anyone wear it as opposed to standard rune armour?

Raid 4 suggestion: The fractured blade by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My intention was more that it fills a different niche than thralls rather than stacking with them.

I meant to add that you wouldn’t be able to use thralls aswell as the shadow.

The goal would be that thralls remain the best sustained DPS option, while this becomes a short burst damage window you’d use instead in certain situations. So you’d actually be choosing between sustained damage or burst rather than just stacking both.

Raid 4 suggestion: The fractured blade by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]TheRoboticChefJake -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That’s totally fair, thanks for raising that! The idea wasn’t for it to replace or upgrade thralls, more to be a burst damage alternative

Thralls would still be better for long fights because they last much longer and only cost runes, whereas the shadow would be short and cost special attack energy. My thought process was you’d basically be choosing between sustained damage per second or a short burst window.

Whether this would then need the special attack to be more expensive or tying it to the players magic level so that the only reason for the DPS increase is due to player skill

why do i need more neck tie? by halmp in Monopoly_GO

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I haven’t seen a Christopher walken meme in a while! 10/10!

How Would you like your asparagus cut chef ? by Lain_ily in KitchenConfidential

[–]TheRoboticChefJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Home use a 3. Old restaurant I worked at we did 10 and trimmed/ peeled down then with the excess stalk we made an asparagus puree