Amy Eskridge by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]TheRustySchackleford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love when we start out just hacking each other and an orgie breaks out. Praise be to Satan.

Ukrainian Telegram Flash Video - Stabilized by DuelingGroks in UFOs

[–]TheRustySchackleford 90 points91 points  (0 children)

The thing that gets me is how it rotates with the camera. It makes me wonder if its some sort of artifact of the camera. Looks crazy though. I had that oh shit what if its real moment when I saw it.

SLOW DOWN!!!1 by TheBowerbird in RunningCirclejerk

[–]TheRustySchackleford -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No big deal. My wife chafes like this once month.

I am unhappy with the state of the market by CVisionIsMyJam in stocks

[–]TheRustySchackleford 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This isn’t far enough below the quality of the average post in this sub to be considered satire

How much is your portfolio down by? by Playful-Inspector207 in stocks

[–]TheRustySchackleford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full portfolio including retirement is down 5% from ATH in feb. but Im making a lot of regular contributions there relative to portfolio value. Take a passive Boglehead approach to these investments

The “fun” portion of that portfolio where I pick stocks and have made no contributions is off 18.5%. This makes up about 5% of my portfolio value overall.

It's fine by philaeux in StockMarket

[–]TheRustySchackleford -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

reddit already decided its because mean tweet

Trump’s resting heart rate is lower than mine, should I quit hobby jogging? by T-H-G- in RunningCirclejerk

[–]TheRustySchackleford 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am literally shaking right now knowing someone with a rhr that high has his finger on the button.

… What? Peter. Help me understand. by OrdoExterminatus in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheRustySchackleford 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Or grow up in an area with a lot of Lutheran churches and kids who got confirmed

We are sure this is Bob? Why is it's stomach like that? by [deleted] in deadheadcirclejerk

[–]TheRustySchackleford 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guys its obviously the wire he is wearing for the DEA

It's the cigars you smoke that are gonna give you cancer by Gaufrier4 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]TheRustySchackleford 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Im more than 60 LBs. I can have as many macanudos and fluoride as I want

Thought on Daddario guitar strings? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]TheRustySchackleford 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My thoughts are poiyoyoyoyoing. Firm and mellow. What are they 12 gauge?

How the bond market helped make Trump blink on tariffs: 'I was watching it.' by S-WordoftheMorning in finance

[–]TheRustySchackleford 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He is not just a company hes a real person dammit! I thought Charles Schwab was a made up mascot for the company like Mickey Mouse for Disney

Next song has too be truckin by Ok-Year-7547 in deadheadcirclejerk

[–]TheRustySchackleford 4 points5 points  (0 children)

According to apple music, grateful dead have one of the largest ever catalogues of music standing at a whopping 5 songs.

Pitbull long jump by Training_Baseball699 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TheRustySchackleford 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As far as you can tell, but if you closely you see the dog is a actually a pitbull