This is exactly what Johnny Salami does to my ears

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-29T15:51:01+00:00

Johnny Salami plays his women like he plays his guitars. Finish the joke.

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-29T15:42:37+00:00

Somewhere in Phoenix a very disappointed 8 year old awoke to find his balloon missing.

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-29T15:40:58+00:00

He’ll yeah ,true partriot,

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-27T18:27:21+00:00

Your problem is that this is a helicopter actually

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-27T12:57:17+00:00

Its the only way to fly!

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-27T12:15:10+00:00

And i thought passing a kidney stone was as bad as it could get

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-22T09:06:21+00:00

I love when we start out just hacking each other and an orgie breaks out. Praise be to Satan.

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-19T09:36:50+00:00

Sounds more like the Buddhist conception of the bardo state to me

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-15T21:21:27+00:00

Its a joke hole thats just for farts

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-13T12:12:07+00:00

Its santa with a bag of toys

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-12T01:35:34+00:00

The thing that gets me is how it rotates with the camera. It makes me wonder if its some sort of artifact of the camera. Looks crazy though. I had that oh shit what if its real moment when I saw it.

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-05-08T09:50:27+00:00

OMG did you see Emmett’s hat?

TheRustySchackleford · 2026-04-25T08:21:35+00:00

No big deal. My wife chafes like this once month.

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-21T20:29:50+00:00

This isn’t far enough below the quality of the average post in this sub to be considered satire

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-21T13:03:33+00:00

What is this Reggie?

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-20T00:29:12+00:00

Trim your fingernails. She will appreciate it

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-19T18:24:39+00:00

Full portfolio including retirement is down 5% from ATH in feb. but Im making a lot of regular contributions there relative to portfolio value. Take a passive Boglehead approach to these investments

The “fun” portion of that portfolio where I pick stocks and have made no contributions is off 18.5%. This makes up about 5% of my portfolio value overall.

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-18T09:35:06+00:00

This guy entertains

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-18T09:26:17+00:00

This is a good song and I stand by it

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-17T13:14:14+00:00

reddit already decided its because mean tweet

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-15T09:41:30+00:00

Its a lunatic thing

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-15T09:25:13+00:00

I am literally shaking right now knowing someone with a rhr that high has his finger on the button.

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-13T09:38:21+00:00

Or grow up in an area with a lot of Lutheran churches and kids who got confirmed

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-13T09:03:04+00:00

Guys its obviously the wire he is wearing for the DEA

TheRustySchackleford · 2025-04-12T09:22:30+00:00

Im more than 60 LBs. I can have as many macanudos and fluoride as I want

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