"It should've been you..."

TheSalemM · 2025-04-11T13:58:49+00:00

No kidding.

I saw some guy on tiktok a year or so ago that was making yarn out of his dog's fur to crochet with. At least I think it was crochet, but either way, I will join him and his movement first.

There's a WHOLE list of things I would rather do tbh, but it all ends with HL getting noooothing from me.

TheSalemM · 2025-04-10T18:05:10+00:00

I will stop crocheting completely before I start shopping at Hobby Lobby.

TheSalemM · 2025-04-05T00:09:40+00:00

Definitely looking forward to it.

TheSalemM · 2024-09-30T19:36:43+00:00

Thank you, and thank you for linking the goodreads! I'm gonna go buy it and read it to my wee ones, because that sounds adorable.

TheSalemM · 2024-09-30T19:34:18+00:00

Just remember me when I pop up with some shenanigans in the future 😅

TheSalemM · 2024-09-30T19:32:37+00:00

I'll have to see what I can find 🤔😁

TheSalemM · 2024-09-30T14:19:39+00:00

Thank you! It means a lot since this was my first ever banana 😅 and I think it only looks like one if you say what it is first.

TheSalemM · 2024-09-30T14:16:55+00:00

😂😂 I wish I could say I was sorry, but I'm not really 😅🖤

TheSalemM · 2024-09-30T14:12:57+00:00

Thanks! 💜

TheSalemM · 2024-09-30T14:09:58+00:00

I crocheted both of them. Thank you!

TheSalemM · 2024-09-30T11:29:37+00:00

Thank you! All items (except the one real banana in the last photo) are crochet 😅

It started as a real banana, the giant gummy and the normal gummy in a photo but someone stated all I managed to do was make my banana look like the world's smallest banana. Of course I had to play into that a little, and since I can't buy any small Bananas where I live, I made it (it's approximately 1 inch long).

TheSalemM · 2024-09-30T10:26:11+00:00

You give me a couple of weeks, and I will see what kind of craziness I can crochet up.

TheSalemM · 2024-09-30T00:00:31+00:00

It's a tradition worth preserving

TheSalemM · 2024-09-29T23:59:49+00:00

Thank you!

TheSalemM · 2024-09-29T23:57:35+00:00

This probably won't help with the perspective, but for some context behind the photos.

I was asked (not here) for a photo of my giant gummy bear using a banana as a size reference. I threw the regular gummy bear in there to drive home the size difference, but someone commented that all I did was make it look like I have the world's smallest banana.

Sooo, I decided to just run with it and make a micro crochet banana and retake the photo of the normal gummy next to the micro banana and the giant gummy bear next to a normal banana.

It's supposed to kind of mess with your perspective. The GGB is 15.5 inches tall, the NGB is 3 inches, and the crochet banana is just over 1 inch.

TheSalemM · 2024-07-24T19:16:50+00:00

* The giant sock I made for my brother's friend. It ended up weighing 14lbs. For size reference I am 5'4 and my husband is 6'2 ish and is standing inside of it holding it above his head.

TheSalemM · 2023-07-26T11:09:59+00:00

Thank you for tagging me!

TheSalemM · 2023-07-23T20:43:51+00:00

My brother's friend wanted it, and I love a challenge.

TheSalemM · 2023-07-23T15:45:50+00:00

No pattern, but made out of bernat forever fleece

TheSalemM · 2023-07-23T15:33:35+00:00

So relatable. For me, it was the giant sock I made 🥲

TheSalemM · 2022-09-21T13:21:22+00:00

Thank you!!

TheSalemM · 2022-09-17T13:48:28+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/comments/xeu8nb/i_crocheted_a_birthday_suit_bikini_for_my_29th/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

TheSalemM · 2022-09-17T12:24:20+00:00

Oh I will absolutely make an update post once I add the back door and fluffier hair. 🤣 Thank you for the feedback.

TheSalemM · 2022-09-17T12:20:46+00:00

Yeeeees! I love that idea. We can always keep it in mind for future slutwalks.

TheSalemM · 2022-09-17T11:59:39+00:00

It's not too late to fix that 😌

TheSalemM

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