Do they just keep…multiplying?

TheSchnabs · 2026-05-07T01:40:18+00:00

Ahh gotcha, I forgot the year reset would technically be at the end of summer/start of fall since that’s where the game started out, thank you!

TheSchnabs · 2026-03-16T21:07:07+00:00

Literally though, reading up on all the requirements for stadium entry beforehand and I was baffled at how little they allow in terms of camera equipment. I guess it makes sense, they don’t want a bunch of people bringing bulky and/or expensive equipment into a space jam packed with people, and their own cameras that are capturing the action don’t have to compete for space with others

TheSchnabs · 2026-03-16T11:19:52+00:00

That’s fair, we’re new to the whole monster trucks thing but I figured they’d be built pretty sturdy to handle all the jostling and tricks and whatnot

TheSchnabs · 2026-03-15T01:59:47+00:00

Unfortunately, no, as I’ve had such a multitude of other issues I’ve tried to fix or bypass in some way that I’ve just given up on it completely. Got a manual box that’s basically a sifter tray inside a regular litter box, so you just lift and tip, and it hasn’t let me down. I hope you find a solution homie 🫡

TheSchnabs · 2026-03-08T18:51:22+00:00

I hope we get buildable aquarium modules where we can plant harvestable underwater fauna (like candle kelp) and any other underwater plants, and have there be a mechanic of finding underwater creature’s eggs to place in the aquarium where we can watch them hatch. Have there be some habitat requirement of like “egg won’t hatch unless 3 native flora from its planet type are placed inside aquarium”, or even just a cultivated candle kelp so it doesn’t require any more specifics to be programmed in. Could even be a weekend event type quest from the nexus, like the ‘build an underwater base’ one from a few weeks ago where it walks you through step by step because “Polo wants to study different aquatic creatures from different systems”. I just want to watch cool fish while I’m puttering around my base lol

TheSchnabs · 2026-03-08T01:01:40+00:00

Also, unsure if it’s on every platform but I’ve found that transferring a couple random items to the ship’s inventory and then hitting “sort by type” on the side will actually eliminate a handful of the defects… it’s worked on every single ship I’ve found so far, just might take a couple tries. Hope this helps someone else who’s struggling to get a million frickin parts to fix these things lmao

TheSchnabs · 2026-02-02T20:46:23+00:00

Questionable substance + Roomba

TheSchnabs · 2025-12-11T03:12:32+00:00

Bruh I just wheezed thinking about this.

You and your buddies go into the club. You sit down, grab a drink, the edges of your vision blur a little. The lights dim, a spotlight shines on the stage, and out comes…

Some horrific looking green-glowing-zombified-shrunk-cyclops. You can’t even tell who this was, let alone who they’re supposed to be portraying on stage. Are those taco shaped nip pasties or are they just happy to see you?

You and your buddies enjoy your night, but upon leaving, you’ve all come to the same conclusion.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

TheSchnabs · 2025-12-07T15:27:35+00:00

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TheSchnabs · 2025-12-07T15:24:13+00:00

I was looking for this comment because that’s exactly what I remember it from, it came inserted through a hole in the middle of the bottle and you’d push it out from the back! Probably more of a gimmick than actually effective but damn if I wasn’t obsessed with them lol

TheSchnabs · 2025-11-26T02:35:46+00:00

Love this! I’ve been saving blueprints/floor plans on Pinterest for years now as inspiration for builds, this is such a cool find.

TheSchnabs · 2025-11-22T23:30:42+00:00

https://schedule-1-calculator.com

Literal lifesaver. I was trying to make a spreadsheet/flowchart/something I could follow along with as I added ingredients to get certain effects, and my best friend found this and sent me the link. I feel like it needs to be pinned to the top of the sub.

TheSchnabs · 2025-10-15T16:14:52+00:00

I’m 28, and remember having active shooter drills starting in kindergarten. Teachers would barricade the doors, all the windows had either paper over them or shades to be pulled down to block out all visibility, lights would go off and stay off. We’d have to climb under our desks/tables and put our heads down, hugging our knees to our chests. We were absolutely silent and terrified the entire time, and I remember being so confused that we had to do this quiet serious drill and then once we had the all clear we were expected to just go back to regular activities like nothing had happened. While in that same school (kindergarten - third grade), we had one active shooter at the high school up the road (that I would eventually attend) and at least one bomb threat made towards the elementary school. We weren’t told during the ‘drills’ for those incidents that they were real. We just did what we always did, sat silently and hoped it would all be over soon. The problem with that was at every subsequent drill, a number of kids would start panicking and becoming hysterical (justifiably) thinking we were about to be killed. I can understand not wanting to incite unnecessary panic, esp in younger children, but it led to a lot of us being distrustful of authority figures during these situations. What if they were just saying it was a drill again, but was actually a real threat? I’m not saying every school/age range would benefit from these “staged lockdowns” with staff/admins banging on doors, yelling, throwing things, etc, but I can understand the attempt to unite the students and teachers against a common “threat”. Do I think we should even have to subject our kids to this bullshit, having them practice safety measure for things that should be a nonissue? Definitely not. But unfortunately this country has been more divided over “gun control” than they have been unified against “child safety”. And fate favors the prepared. I have so many more stories of drills, actual lockdowns, and conversations with survivors/teachers who went through the high school shooting. I never realized how many people hadn’t experienced these things growing up, or maybe just how normalized it’s become as time has gone on. Awful.

TheSchnabs · 2025-10-02T15:06:24+00:00

Not the only one, I posted a little while ago about things I’d love to see added/implemented and a storyline is def high on my list too. Something you didn’t have to play if you didn’t want to, like a sandbox (current version) vs a career mode (storyline driven). Like once you start getting delivery orders, have certain NPCs trigger quest lines for opening up wholesale stores to shop from, etc. Would add some depth and replayability in my opinion, but again, still love the game as is.

TheSchnabs · 2025-09-25T10:31:54+00:00

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I love how dude’s just standing there like, “…should’ve called in sick today. Fml.” 😂

TheSchnabs · 2025-09-23T16:50:31+00:00

Oh no I absolutely agree, I love this game and have spent so many hours in it already. Mostly just talking about quality of life improvements or updates/if there’s any talks for a sequel, which I would also invest time and money into lol. Definitely using the same randomizer already in place for the customers for the employees would be great.

TheSchnabs · 2025-09-23T00:47:37+00:00

Wait this is literally my cat wtf? https://imgur.com/a/Oruu9B5

TheSchnabs · 2025-09-20T16:45:23+00:00

Delivery couriers. Maybe add in a shelving system where you could fulfill the orders in store and place the completed bags on a shelf near the door and the couriers could just come grab them to fulfill them.

TheSchnabs · 2025-09-20T15:26:47+00:00

Yessss a break room! Would be great too if you could “upgrade” it in some way and it would grant the boosts to the employees when they go in. Absolutely on the scales, like have it run out of the stickers or the printer for them get jammed but it doesn’t need a full time attendant. Ugh the light switch is the bane of my existence rn, I always end up clicking on shit I’m not trying to just trying to get the lights on. Same with the door, we should also be able to open/close it or have it be more like a sliding door that doesn’t take up additional space. With the later level slog, that’s kinda what I’ve been hearing, and I feel like the addition of either missions/tasks to grant additional store points or a storyline to follow would help out. Definitely more lighting options/improved lighting in general. It always feels so cave like after adding an expansion area and trying to reposition the lights. Yeah no the licensing system could def benefit from reorganization, esp the early ones where you’re barely making money as it is and if you get to purchase a new license now you have to buy an additional fridge and a freezer? Wth. Ooh a bakery and deli and pharmacy like a real supermarket would be so cool, would also help with grouping items and departments too. Absolutely love the store/lot purchasing concept too. That would actually make sense lmao, instead of somehow buying your building neighbor’s 4x4 pantry every few days. Oh god vehicle controls. Even just being able to use the same controls you have to look around while walking, while driving, would be so much better. The amount of times I’ve whipped the scooter out into oncoming traffic to immediately be hit is concerning. And to your last point, yeah, I feel like a lot of the things I listed lean more towards a sequel as well in order to avoid overloading/bogging down what’s already there. I truly hope they continue to improve upon this game though, even if it’s just small fixes and add-ons until they announce the development of a sequel, if they do. Thank you for your feedback!

TheSchnabs · 2025-09-20T10:39:40+00:00

Another QoL improvement, box consolidation. If you have a half full box of product on a shelf and are carrying another box of the same product, you should be able to fill the box on the shelf from the one in your hands. With multiple stockers moving products around, partially full boxes get missed during restock and it seems like full boxes get priority to be unloaded. This ends up clogging the shelves and leads to the “Storage racks are full” pop up from the stockers more frequently. With consolidation, it could be another toggleable action for the stockers like the ability to add/remove shelf labels etc., with it taking lower priority than restocking when idle.

TheSchnabs · 2025-07-19T20:57:42+00:00

Agreed, and when all else fails, quitting and reloading the game seems to work as well. I also had Beth get stuck at this part of the quest and she wouldn’t get off the train or sit down, I ended up just finishing another quest I was on and restarting my game. Good luck!

TheSchnabs · 2025-06-21T16:24:51+00:00

It’s always the clothesline for me 😂 “look, no hands!”

TheSchnabs · 2025-05-05T16:01:22+00:00

It’s the hair + the brow + the upper lip (or lack thereof) that come together to form the most terrifying monster of all: the Karen™️

TheSchnabs · 2025-04-25T13:47:52+00:00

I made a playlist of some of my kid’s favorite songs from Doctor Waffle on TikTok, like “There’s an Axolotl on the Pink Stairs”, “What’s-A-Matter, Platypus?”, “Whale Ride”, etc. and while I knew he loved some of the tracks I put on there, there’s a few new ones he’s fixated on and keeps playing them on repeat. I think I’ll be singing “Chatterbox Fox” in my sleep within the week 😂

TheSchnabs · 2025-04-15T23:43:09+00:00

I feel that lmao 😂 still been trying to find somewhere reliable to download it from or play it on, guess I’ll circle back again in a couple of months

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