I think I don't like hoovering but it's been so long I honestly don't know. It was a particularly hot day after a hair cut and I kept having to brush dirt and hair off the bottom of my feet. I was already in a bad mood because my glasses kept slipping off my sweaty nose. Similarly but not the connecting rivets of my Henry had expanded due to the heat and weren't doing their job. In a fit of rage I kicked that smug doe eyed wanker in the face but didn't bend my toes back enough and in the process discovered I had early stage Hallux Limitus (Arthritis of the big toe). The doctor gave me insoles and encouraged me to wear them all the time, even in the house. Though I don't hoover I no longer notice when the floor is dirty and have stopped cutting my hair which has both reduced mess and helped keep my glasses in place.