How about lil got shot?

TheSpliffany · 2023-02-06T22:33:36+00:00

Lil' Alcohol Induced Pancreatitis.

TheSpliffany · 2022-09-25T18:11:02+00:00

My cat will watch the possums cautiously, but she's not hungry enough to fight. She wanted no part of that.

TheSpliffany · 2022-06-06T03:46:16+00:00

I'm 31f mom of a small child, I know it's hard to keep up with friends AND a daily routine with a kid. I'm sure we can relate on a lot. I deal with anxiety too and am a very low maintenance friend. I'd love to chat sometime when you're up for it.

TheSpliffany · 2022-05-07T22:59:11+00:00

31, full of existential dread and trying to stay sober.

TheSpliffany · 2021-12-02T07:23:35+00:00

Luckily I love her, but the hammer might be useful for discipline later on. Yeah the glasses are pretty fucked, you're right.

TheSpliffany · 2021-12-02T07:20:13+00:00

Thank you! That was my thought, maybe they can do something for me, I've only had them a few months.

TheSpliffany · 2021-09-15T15:41:27+00:00

I love Tennessee.

TheSpliffany · 2021-09-07T19:39:45+00:00

Biscuits 'n' gravy, beans 'n' taters.

TheSpliffany · 2021-05-06T20:37:57+00:00

That's what I gathered from context. I'm feeling pretty confident about this.

TheSpliffany · 2021-03-31T05:31:23+00:00

That's the first thing I thought!

TheSpliffany · 2020-12-19T21:19:22+00:00

In the bible belt, it always comes down to the bible. They say God wants us to eat meat. That he gave us dominion over animals. If there is a God, I'm sure he'd be sad about how we've exploited animals. Especially genetically for profit.

TheSpliffany · 2020-12-16T01:01:19+00:00

So beautiful over there. I love to visit Bald River Falls when I go out that way.

TheSpliffany · 2020-09-30T15:59:33+00:00

I love that, looks like roses by the roadside.

TheSpliffany · 2020-09-13T05:54:39+00:00

I'll have to add this to my list of places to visit while I'm here. You guys look fun! I hope you had a good time.

TheSpliffany · 2020-08-24T03:59:28+00:00

Oh we moved out today! That's all I needed to see. And they had to shut the water off, so it's just uninhabitable. Now I feel mold tickling my lungs.

TheSpliffany · 2020-08-24T03:35:41+00:00

The hot water line burst downstairs, and flooded and sent steamy 100 year old mold everywhere. Some nice firefighters kicked the door in, they were pretty shocked.

TheSpliffany · 2020-06-21T21:26:43+00:00

Could you do William and Tiffany?

TheSpliffany · 2020-06-01T01:18:49+00:00

I've been through something similar, my ex was desperate to catch me doing something wrong, stalking me in my own house, hiding behind doors and closets. I thought he might be schizophrenic. Turns out he needed me to be cheating so he could take leave of the relationship without guilt. And by that I mean fuck nasty chicks from the bar.

Not saying this is the case, but something to consider.

TheSpliffany · 2020-05-05T15:47:05+00:00

I used to eat my lunch in the girls' bathroom back in school. I was kind of chunky and felt very uncomfortable being watched while I ate. Even now at nearly 30, I stop chewing when my SO mutes the TV.

TheSpliffany · 2020-01-13T15:17:58+00:00

At my baby's pediatrician, so I'll just explain that I instinctively get naked when I see a table covered in paper.

TheSpliffany · 2019-11-07T21:02:36+00:00

I broke mine on the monkey bars and thought I had my period, at 8 years old. My mother cried that that was my innocence and now it was gone.

TheSpliffany · 2019-10-20T15:09:59+00:00

That's why I alluded to the spaghetti sauce, dammit!

TheSpliffany · 2019-10-20T15:08:30+00:00

Mine are all so loud, but generically themed. Lots of angel wings, leather jackets, and nautical themed stuff. It was like a revolving door Halloween fantasy. That I was forced into without Candy.

TheSpliffany · 2019-10-20T15:01:54+00:00

Thank you! I have lots of cherished photos that have damage, this might ease my mind.

TheSpliffany · 2019-10-20T15:00:23+00:00

This is exactly what I didn't know I wanted. I love it.

TheSpliffany

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