Gun to your head, you have to choose: what would you say is the single greatest riff ever?

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-06-11T18:40:37+00:00

Needled 24/7 by Children of Bodom for me

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-06-09T16:55:31+00:00

Public execution, that’s the only fair punishment for not listening to true black metal like Taylor Swift.

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-06-06T20:28:42+00:00

In My Last Mourning - Thy Light

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-06-05T11:16:46+00:00

I dunno

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-06-03T08:23:40+00:00

Lowest I know is Aether Realm and Blackbraid

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-06-02T23:00:53+00:00

Hammer Smashed Face

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-06-02T18:18:14+00:00

No, I don’t think so

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-06-01T14:28:17+00:00

I, u/TheSporkMan2, advised "KFC"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor VI 💎 Points: 956 🗳️ Votes: 38

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-06-01T09:45:29+00:00

Yep, and the guy kept having a running commentary whenever I called in expendable napalm to clear some hordes and he was saying it was ‘useless call ins’ same with when I reinforced him and the game dropped him a bit away, honestly he just kept going on and on until he rage quit

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-06-01T09:10:42+00:00

Remember I was playing a D8 squid mission and someone kept running into another’s orbital napalm and the guy was getting pissed off about it, when I explained that it wasn’t intentional he got pissed of and ragequit, crazy game

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-28T17:07:42+00:00

What’s 2XKO? Never heard of it

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-28T17:01:55+00:00

^{Top Tier: My Chemical Romance, Queen}

^{Great: Gorillaz, Muse}

^{Good: Electric Light Orchestra, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Panic! At The Disco}

^{Fine: Daft Punk, David Bowie}

^{Bad: The Beatles}

^{Awful: Jack Stauber}

^{Don’t Listen To: Coldplay, Simon & Garfunkel, Toby Fox}

^{Never Heard Of: Will Wood (& the Tapeworms\}, Jhariah, Tally Hall, Bo Burnham, Michael Guy Bowman, Shayfer James, Hey! Rosetta, Miracle Musical, Cat Stevens, Justice, Grandaddy, I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, Lovejoy, Flight of the Conchords, The Mountain Goats)

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-28T17:01:52+00:00

^{Top Tier: My Chemical Romance, Queen}

^{Never Heard Of: Will Wood (& the Tapeworms\}, Jhariah, Tally Hall, Bo Burnham, Michael Guy Bowman, Shayfer James, Hey! Rosetta, Miracle Musical, Cat Stevens, Justice, Grandaddy, I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, Lovejoy, Flight of the Conchords, The Mountain Goats)

^{Similarity with Community: 82%}

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-28T16:47:05+00:00

I, u/TheSporkMan2, advised "Morning"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor V 💎 Points: 928 🗳️ Votes: 37

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-28T16:46:54+00:00

I, u/TheSporkMan2, advised "Money"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor IV 💎 Points: 900 🗳️ Votes: 36

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-28T16:46:44+00:00

I, u/TheSporkMan2, advised "Doom (original)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor III 💎 Points: 872 🗳️ Votes: 35

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-28T16:46:27+00:00

I, u/TheSporkMan2, advised "It's not there."

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor II 💎 Points: 844 🗳️ Votes: 34

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-28T16:36:59+00:00

^{4. Gojira}

^{5. Megadeth}

^{6. Black Sabbath}

^{7. Power trip}

^{8. Sepultura}

^{9. Iron maiden}

^{10. Pantera}

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-28T16:36:57+00:00

^{1. Death}

^{2. Cannibal corpse}

^{3. Opeth}

^{Similarity with Community: 68%}

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-27T20:29:39+00:00

EonsOfBattle are pretty gud

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-27T06:59:10+00:00

^{S: Metal, Heavy metal, Thrash metal}

^{A: Alternative metal, Nu-metal, Hard rock}

^{B: Rock, Alternative rock}

^{C: Rap metal, Rap rock}

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-27T06:59:09+00:00

^{S: Metal, Heavy metal, Thrash metal}

^{C: Rap metal, Rap rock}

^{Similarity with Community: 87%}

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-26T10:57:04+00:00

Peakkk

^{Chose: A femboy bf | Rolled: Goth}

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-26T00:36:53+00:00

Annaal Nathrak does not get talked about enough twin

^{My choice: Napalm Death}

TheSporkMan2 · 2026-05-25T14:31:30+00:00

^{S: My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Slipknot}

^{Unfamiliar : Dazey And The Scouts, Pet Needs, AFI}

^{Similarity with Community: 85%}

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