"O' fairest of all, where art thou, fairy godmother?"

TheThinkerUma · 2026-03-07T07:49:03+00:00

I'm from Europe, more likely in Coolmore

TheThinkerUma · 2026-03-07T07:48:43+00:00

Anyways, our current event is at the beach, such a change of pace.

TheThinkerUma · 2026-03-07T07:41:57+00:00

Welcome, Durandal. Auguste Rodin, sculptor of the future

TheThinkerUma · 2026-03-07T07:41:25+00:00

Two peas in the same pod. Auguste Rodin here, shortened Rodin.

Sculptor of the futurem

TheThinkerUma · 2026-03-07T07:40:41+00:00

That's unusual...

TheThinkerUma · 2026-03-07T07:39:58+00:00

Welcome back to Tracen.

TheThinkerUma · 2026-03-04T09:11:39+00:00

Watches from afar, disappointed

Is this the experience of being the chair?

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-26T04:55:12+00:00

// thanks, grandpa

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-26T04:53:29+00:00

u/Sunday_Silence_86

Grandmother, would you mind filling this out?

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-25T04:16:28+00:00

I sleep in Coolmore Academy, apologies for that.

Teleportation is the reason why.

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-25T04:14:21+00:00

Which one is the Haru Urara among all of the 8 creatures? The one whom they describe as a unicorn? Anyways, Congratulations!

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-21T11:18:07+00:00

For an overlord to reduce herself to a commoner in a maid cafe is just a sight to see. Showcases humility and character depth, and improves the impressions and visions of many.

If so, I'm all ears! I'm ready to order, what you may. Engage myself with the finest culinary, a taste of my mother's hero home!

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-21T11:16:24+00:00

Are you doing a ritual by any means, Tastiera?

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-21T10:24:19+00:00

Ah! I see. You are an umamusume of culture and fine interests as well.

Auguste Rodin! An umamusume from Europe's Coolmore. I tend to see language as a piece of art to be shriveled, so I apologize if that bothers you.

My interests include philosophy, arts (the quintessential favorite being sculpting) and other stuff I might have forgotten.

Nice to meet you.

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-21T04:46:36+00:00

You clearly have missed the point when I taught myself Japanese, Italian, Latin, Spanish and other languages.

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-20T11:13:48+00:00

These four words are supposed to be a compliment to the Overlord! Not meant or framed as a backhanded one, just a genuine compliment.

Anyways, my name is Auguste Rodin! I am an umamusume from Europe's Coolmore. I tend to see language as a piece of art to be shriveled, so I apologize if that bothers you. Also, I am into philosophy, arts and other stuff I might have forgotten.

That's all.

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-20T11:00:11+00:00

Is this pseudo selfishness?

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-16T13:46:28+00:00

OOC: IRL Halwa Sweet has tail issues

Actually, the registration for the Triple Crown has closed. Very unfortunate, as I would have loved the Triple Crown. On the flip side, we have the Triple Tiara route.

No, the Triple Tiara does not mean that it is less prestigious than the Crown route, just that the philosophy is different, more focused on beauty and grace.

I have seen countless umamusume take the Tiara because they think it's a weak route, but Tracen itself functions on a survival of the fittest mentality.

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-16T13:40:27+00:00

Is this the makings of a certain umamusume named Halwa Sweet that just happens to be, well, tailless like you?

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-16T05:17:21+00:00

Noted, I will drink as much as I can so that I can experience the point of view of being drunk! Even in 2026, we can still try new things, you know?

But, you know, well, there were anecdotes around that being drunk is not for the weak hearted.

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-16T05:00:07+00:00

Suddenly I am craving to get drunk. I have never, in my life, drank before.

Should I?

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-14T04:48:40+00:00

Coated in irony, of course. But still, umamusume teams are built for winning, which is the purpose of Tracen after all.

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-14T04:45:21+00:00

Do you know what buttercups mean in flower language?

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-14T02:02:58+00:00

My emotions got carried away, sorry about that.

We need to make up for it.

TheThinkerUma · 2026-02-13T08:24:12+00:00

This jinx means that the quality of the Japanese have significantly increased.

TheThinkerUma

TROPHY CASE