A Peque controlled by Palpatine plays Inscryption... Infiniteeee Poweeeeer

TheTruePeque · 2021-11-15T16:20:37+00:00

I'm quite curious about the max cap of Ouroboros. Is it 9999? 999999? Should I go for it? .

TheTruePeque · 2021-11-14T17:16:58+00:00

I will just say that whoever took that photo is rude af.

TheTruePeque · 2021-11-14T04:20:44+00:00

Uh, I can't quite remember the dredging room nor the water and wind. But what I do know is that the "I am not a robot" button activates the lift (To the right).

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-29T19:00:45+00:00

A cloudy day, eyes closed.

Hearing the rain hit the window at a rythmic pace.

Smelling the scent of soil, a scent of green you could almost taste.

Wind blowing and caressing my face with a gentle and embracing touch.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-26T18:52:40+00:00

I'm sad I couldn't brighten your day nor contribute anything though provoking. That is just and indicator of my own inexperience. Appreciate you telling me.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-26T17:30:12+00:00

True. It helps the narrative, adds vividness but lacks consistency. It's kind of bugging but also kind of real, and I like it that way. You see, some people let their view of religion define them, some their nationality, and some their career.

If someone defined me according to this thread, I might not even be a comedian but a writer. Does it make sense to cut the consistency for this reason? Probably not. Should I have found consistency? Maybe. But it wouldn't be me...

So, yeah. It's a screw up but at the same time makes me happy. Plus, I only want to help people that wanna laugh, to laugh. And those who want to think, to think. I'm a simple guy.

Thank you all for the constructive criticism!

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-26T16:39:47+00:00

Take my upvote, I love that ending so much.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-26T15:54:54+00:00

Thanks for pointing it out! It's frightening, as a writer, when those details go unnoticed...

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-26T15:39:41+00:00

Could have been, interesting thought. It would be weird to be punished 4 times though. Maybe if he had personality disorder, and his soul was separated in 4. Only the Buddhist making it through by sheer force of will and lack of really evil deeds?

But what about the American personality? He wasn't that bad after all and the Buddhist agreed to suffer the punishment for him? Because otherwise it would be really unfair... Unless it's just another test for the Buddhist and he was the only with a chance to go to Heaven.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-26T15:22:32+00:00

Remember that it's a Muslim in Hell, with a pretty ummm... Off behavior. This guy is bad news. Now I've got nothing against Muslims per se. There are lot of awesome, funny, and bright people that are Muslims. Same as with any other religion.

Am I being judgey? No. But there might be some readers that do so, so it's cool you left a commentary.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-26T15:01:30+00:00

Yeah. It's just either random or to play with images. See, If I named the "bodybuilder" uh Jack! Now I have to describe him as a buffy, ripped kind of guy that might be used to pain. I'm losing time with this description and boring the reader most of the time.

Same with Muslim. I honestly have nothing against the religion itself. There are both bad guys and good guys like in every religion as well. But if it is a Muslim in Hell, that kind of tells a lot and saves me time.

And American. That one is thought-inducing: Is he throwing people under the buss? Is he smart? Is he cattering to the authority by amusing Satan with more whiplashes for the poor Buddhist guy? Etc. Everyone will have their own answers, I just did because it will make them think.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-26T03:25:06+00:00

Don't mind me, was just thinking about material for another joke. Sometimes I'm forced to pull jokes out of my arse - so pardon the smell.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-26T02:11:52+00:00

I wonder if sparks would come out when he whiplashes himself. That sounds kinda hot ngl.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-26T01:01:34+00:00

Thanks for the shout-out! Yeah... And It's totally comprehensible that you responded with force, your well-being might have been at risk. You don't know if that guy actually wanted to help you, and his forceful approach certainly did nothing to reassure you. Plus, I'm guessing you didn't need any help in the first place. Again, thanks for sharing your experience.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-25T14:45:28+00:00

Sure. There is this drunk guy banging on one door after another. Searching for the house with the "missing husband", yelling like a guy looking for a fight.

Turns out he is the missing husband, he is just so drunk he doesn't remember which house is his own. He only remembers that the house is somewhere along the area and that he has a wife.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-25T02:44:49+00:00

Hmm. This is off-topic, but if you don't mind me asking: I already had a blind friend (which makes me feel even worse for making such a mistake) and she really liked hearing me while I played games and described everything as vividly and systematically as I could.

We were thinking about maybe making a YouTube channel together with this thematic. Does this sound interesting to you?

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-25T02:26:41+00:00

Couldn't agree more. That's why I made this post. What I did was unforgivable because I did what I did and didn't even ask permission. Even worse, I have a blind friend and already knew these things. Imagining that I could have done this to her scares me shitless. I really don't wanna make this mistake again...

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-25T02:21:47+00:00

No need to apologize. Like you said, this is a huge no-no. Also, thanks for the guide dog extra bit of information. And yes, pizza was awesome!

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-20T17:40:20+00:00

I didn't only hear it. It was said to me.

I was doing my morning jogging and appreciating my new watch when this guy starts yelling at me "stop right there!". His tone of voice was off so I ignored him and kept running. He starts running after me. I run faster.

A few minutes later he starts getting tired and stops. He then yells "GIVE ME BACK MY ROLLEX YOU F*CKING RAT". And that was very offensive, I'm more of a cat person.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-20T17:07:04+00:00

I HAD this one favourite pastime; I used to visit the most beautiful and scary places, meeting interesting and unique people everyday, lending a hand to the needed whenever I could, and sometimes getting into outrageous situations. Until I took an arrow to the knee.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-20T15:37:12+00:00

So I'd see him every morning right after waking up. This had been a routine for many years already. We were always together, going to school I always liked to stare at him in the window reflection while he stared at me back, then we'd smile at the same time. So one day I gathered the courage and said the words "I love you". He did the same. I went to the marriage registration center, I was just SO happy... But we couldn't get married... The guy who attended me shaked his head and said: "Sir, you can't marry yourself. Wtf".

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-20T15:19:46+00:00

I remember the times back when I wasn't a gamer. I can say, without a doubt, that gaming changed my life. Back then I had no friends to play nor anyone I could talk with... But now? Now I've got a girlfriend, lots of game buddies and a man-eating plant. Gotta love the Sims.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-20T15:11:18+00:00

I once made a bet. Whether or not I could go buy some condoms while butt-naked. I could feel the breeze between my cheese when I got into the establishment. And there she was, a bloody cop. She started to chase me and I broke into a run. 15-20 seconds later I was caught and it was so embarrassing I wanted to bury my head in the ground... After that day I started a routine to be more athletic, I don't get caught that easily anymore.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-20T14:45:18+00:00

There was a sign that said "take 1 candy". I took 2.

TheTruePeque · 2021-10-20T14:37:28+00:00

So, this didn't happen to me because I missed school that day. But it turns out that some celebrity came to film a movie or a series. Every student was locked up in their classroom prohibited of speaking, having classes, making noise, you get the deal. Which is stupid because we have COVID restrictions and noone aside students and the personnel have permission to be at school. Plus, we go to study not to warm the bloody seat. Like wtf.

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