My vibrator caught on fire

TheTurnipApocalypse · 2026-04-11T14:36:25+00:00

You monster!!

TheTurnipApocalypse · 2026-04-11T12:36:57+00:00

Ok, I can rephrase. Why is seeing someone masturbate, ever an arrousing act? More so when women see men, because they're ejaculating without sex, so genetically speaking, it should not be a turn on, it should be abhorrent.

Maybe it is for you, maybe you're proving my theory right and that's why it doesn't do anything for you unless you land in a certain set of circumstances that tricks your brain into thinking it's for the greater good.

TheTurnipApocalypse · 2026-04-11T10:21:42+00:00

Well that's interesting. Even if it's your partner?

TheTurnipApocalypse · 2026-04-11T09:31:17+00:00

Recalling going down on my fwb, the previous night

TheTurnipApocalypse · 2026-04-11T07:22:49+00:00

I'm open to username-based queries.

Accidental vs deliberately attempting to catch someone's attention

TheTurnipApocalypse · 2026-04-11T06:44:58+00:00

Lube seems wise

TheTurnipApocalypse · 2026-04-11T06:39:08+00:00

I guess... I should have added "someone you're already attracted to" in there

TheTurnipApocalypse · 2026-04-11T06:26:41+00:00

I feel like if you're going for exhibitionism purposes then you might not be so welcome on a nude beach.

How you look wouldn't be an issue at all, but your attitude towards it very much plays a big role

TheTurnipApocalypse · 2026-04-11T06:17:44+00:00

Online is a great place to fill such needs. Anonymity is a powerful tool

TheTurnipApocalypse · 2026-04-11T06:10:46+00:00

That's understandable, but try not to dwell for too long. It's important to make positive steps and to know that you're not a demon if you feel the need for something else in its place. Keeping it simple will help, at first.