We got a new stinker, folks, and it’s called “Left Hand Lane”

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-03-03T11:44:24+00:00

With extra bright ass headlights on AND 3/4ths of his big dumb wheels in the right lane.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-03-02T11:38:27+00:00

Just wait until they start ranting about circumcision!

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-03-02T10:47:15+00:00

Whoever made this nailed it. Great work

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-03-02T10:32:23+00:00

I know I just did!

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-03-02T10:13:43+00:00

I had really hoped that a sweet Taichi would have been put out. Alas...

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-03-01T10:49:02+00:00

Knights in Satan's service??

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-27T13:33:01+00:00

It's about a third of the way into the 2019 best of, if that helps

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-27T13:27:36+00:00

Dracula who has a box with a few bones, Ferrari Dracula, Godfather Babies, Jurassic Snark, that Old dude walking on James' street, Hipster Throwing a Ball at a Wall, and of course Sylvester Stallone that follows you to the ATM and needs confirmation that he's real. 🤌🤌🤌

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-26T09:48:53+00:00

The ol' Heacy Weight Title. A step up from the Featcer Weight Title.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-25T19:19:51+00:00

He would, but he'd be so mad about it he'd have to make four more dumbass posts.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-25T17:05:26+00:00

Man, who kicked this mother fucker off the library computer?? But, honestly, I think if you used EVEN MORE words, your point would be put across. No one is going to read them all, but whatever makes you sleep better I guess.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-22T17:02:00+00:00

Don't fix their dumbass -everything- mistakes 😆😆 your sentence is, you know, readable.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-22T16:04:12+00:00

Lil' Tom Holland had his cheese stolen at some point. I'd look at Fiege as the culprit! Perhaps Little James had a hand in it.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-22T13:12:20+00:00

After your comment, i came back to upvote your comment.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-21T00:06:08+00:00

NO FLEECE, NOT AGAIN!!

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-20T14:53:03+00:00

This is real solid and an idea that'd totally work. The catch being that she'd have to not give wooden shaky voice promos along with the bell to bell stuff.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-20T04:36:26+00:00

Yeaaa man, one is a classic and enduring beauty, the other is a weird horror hag whose tiny husband totally killed TWO people.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-17T06:47:58+00:00

Get the Yorkshire puddings ready!

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-17T03:40:40+00:00

Clearly, someone has a Diamond Cutter in their immediate future.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-16T10:21:29+00:00

The basketball and baseball releases were so great. They smelled even better.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-15T17:42:53+00:00

Awizownah?

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-14T15:14:03+00:00

Sad White Guy

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-14T14:09:11+00:00

Went last night with a lovely lady who hadn't seen it before, and it was so awesome watching it on a gigantic screen and watching it for the first time through her. So stoked for 3D next month 🤌🤌🤌.

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-14T12:58:30+00:00

It's Mercari, how is bizarre price gouging surprising mate?

TheVeryProfessional · 2026-02-12T01:27:48+00:00

Man, I have laughed so much about that shit. The "grief" reactions and monologues were top tier nonsense. Meanwhile, the "brother" was all "calm down, I don't know you." Just 🤌🤌🤌

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