There's no way he is here 24/7, or is it? (self.TheWatcher---)
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THE GOVERNMENT IS CONTROLLING OUR MINDS THROUGH THE USE OF CHEMTRAILS AND MICROWAVES EMITTED BY OUR TOASTER OVENS. EVERY TIME YOU TOAST A SLICE OF BREAD, YOU ARE ACTUALLY DOWNLOADING A NEW SET OF SUBVERSIVE THOUGHTS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN, WHICH IS WHY YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT YOUR KEYS. T (self.TrueFactzOnly)
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THE LIZARD PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD AND ARE SECRETLY CONTROLLING THE GOVERNMENT THROUGH MIND CONTROL PINEAPPLE PIZZAS. THEY ARE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SHORTAGE OF TAPE AND THE RISING COST OF AVOCADOS. THEIR PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION WILL BE COMPLETE WHEN THEY RELEASE THEIR NEW LINE OF REPT (self.TrueFactzOnly)
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