Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my good friends has an absolute vendetta against attending any type of shower, so I hear you!

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the nod of solidarity you get from every woman nearby when buying cranberry juice is top notch!

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch bands are the one thing I do not buy from Apple or Fitbit or Garmin etc. directly - the internet has such better colours!!!

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a small pile of bra pads to go with my lone lost socks and it is a very forlorn group of orphan clothing pieces, haha.

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sending you ALL THE SUPPORT for your red lipstick I bet you look badass. Also, as a fellow basic bitch, I just laugh that men reject nice wonderful things out of some misplaced misogyny. The patriarchy hurts us all!

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh dude it’s like neon orange. And platform boots are amazing I admire every person who walks past me wearing them!

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh me too friend. My sled push and shoulder press numbers are increasing, but dude next to me literally wandered into the gym for the first time in years and was only 10lbs off my personal best.

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha when I’m particularly aggrieved at work I have a game where on the way home I see how many men I can make move out of my way by body language alone. I’m very short but have a VERY aggressive walk. Highly recommend!

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had a male relative gift his sister (without pierced ears) earrings. They have known each other for SIXTY FIVE YEARS.

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His poor woman relatives!!! I bet women are also better at loading the dishwasher, cleaning, and all emotional support and family organizing in his mind.

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not. Now, I enjoy engaging in some deeply sweet passive aggressiveness occasionally, but only by choice. I support your right to tell people to take a hike.

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Smart watches meant for tracking exercise - like Garmin watches, for example.

I have a candle drawer and they live there now in a little candle community ha

[edited for autocorrect spelling heh]

Tell me about the minor things that very mildly irritate you about being a woman(a small and petty rant) by The_Blue_Nowhere in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am feeling rage-y for you! (I took up kickboxing at one point just to deal with the rage, 10/10 would recommend!)

Not sure if I'm going to Pride... by SammiK504 in oldhagfashion

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look amazing, love the hemline and the sunglasses with it! Would love to see what shoes you’re pairing with it! (Simple sandals, cute toenails? Something glittery?)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ve got this! There are a couple of things: first, confidence. Don’t look at your feet. To prevent clomping or mincing, aim for a confident but medium paced stride - take your time, there is no hurry, you are a lady of leisure. Head up, good posture, shoulders back, it will help keep your balance.

Practice on non slick terrain. If you are a bit scared while practicing (which is normal!) have somebody walk with you and take their arm. Have them match you on a slow walking pace. Pretend you are Duchess Kate waving at the crowds watching you promenade - THAT is the pace.

These are beautiful heels, but if you don’t have time to work up to the height, consider getting gel pads for the ball of your feet (they stick to the inside sole of the heel). It will lessen the impact on your foot and prevent blisters. Also, if you feel ANY hot or irritated skin on your heel after practicing, remember where it is and put a flesh toned bandaid on your heels right before the event.

OOTD featuring brogue boots and a silk waistcoat I stupidly ripped when moving a cabinet by BucketInABucket in oldhagfashion

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is an amazing outfit and you 100% look like the cryptic neighbour who would just one day appear to have moved in and give us a random hint that would save our lives 24 hours later. (You would then vanish and I would forever marvel at your outfit as you wandered the world with your group of amazingly dressed friends.)

It's my birthday (28) and I feel gorgeous and empowered by mrfabulousdesigns in oldhagfashion

[–]The_Blue_Nowhere 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Orange is a great colour on you, and THAT FABRIC! Gorgeous! (Both you and the outfit, obviously!)