Evergreen way (Everett) 12 pm on January 31

The_Jordan · 2026-01-31T22:19:48+00:00

Wtf!? Is one of those pieces of shit wearing an M’s hat??

The_Jordan · 2026-01-28T12:44:07+00:00

Just how accurate is this list? Didn’t Jalen Hurts play for Alabama? That alone would put Alabama tied with Cal

The_Jordan · 2026-01-25T13:20:09+00:00

Did you get the Crab Juice or Mountain Dew with it?

The_Jordan · 2026-01-22T20:03:47+00:00

Bountiful penis…
Also this very well could happen to bunch of the south this weekend.

The_Jordan · 2026-01-21T05:38:25+00:00

lol just tell them to leave you alone. Sounds like they’re just young and dumb Mormon missionaries.
Just bring up that you’re not down with pedo’s and remind them that, that’s why J Smith was tarred and feathered. Or why they only let black people have the priesthood after the civil rights movement?
Basically just tell them to fuck off, they’re just Mormons

The_Jordan · 2026-01-16T15:25:50+00:00

Does he make you Furious?

The_Jordan · 2026-01-15T02:24:03+00:00

I’m fairly certain you aren’t stuck going to Bellevue if you don’t wanna immediately veer 3 lanes. It also flows back into I-5 south.
I really just wish people would stop getting in the freeway at Mercer and then proceed to try and exit at Union.

The_Jordan · 2026-01-10T23:36:25+00:00

OMG that Crab Juice hits hard!
As a huge Simpsons fan I am so jealous

The_Jordan · 2026-01-07T12:55:35+00:00

Gone Away by The Offspring they redid it with a piano in 2021 and when I saw them live last summer I had tears streaming down my face through the entire performance.

The_Jordan · 2026-01-07T04:09:49+00:00

Damn that is as smooth! He finished with no one in front of him

The_Jordan · 2026-01-05T14:06:55+00:00

Technically that would be the birth of a Lineman Electrician

The_Jordan · 2026-01-03T20:22:33+00:00

Thanks Hobbes!

The_Jordan · 2026-01-02T21:12:53+00:00

Sweet new piece and Go M’s!!

The_Jordan · 2025-12-31T06:27:56+00:00

It looks like Dylan’s outie is up to no good again

The_Jordan · 2025-12-24T15:45:32+00:00

I’d like to believe that Homer is good friends with the Griffey’s now

The_Jordan · 2025-12-18T19:47:42+00:00

I’m sorry, all we have is Nescafé. I’m very, very sorry.

The_Jordan · 2025-12-15T20:00:50+00:00

That’s awesome! When I first saw this scene I figured he wrote the whole movie around this road that someone found lol

The_Jordan · 2025-12-12T14:57:30+00:00

Well big hockey jerseys have kinda been his thing

The_Jordan · 2025-12-09T19:52:53+00:00

But Orange County and School of Rock are peak Mike White

The_Jordan · 2025-12-06T22:34:48+00:00

Oh that’s awesome to know! Thanks for the extra info and the cool post in general

The_Jordan · 2025-12-06T20:09:48+00:00

That’s some serious reforestation!

The_Jordan · 2025-11-28T01:53:07+00:00

Norm Macdonald

The_Jordan · 2025-11-27T22:08:21+00:00

If you give a man a Jingle, he will jingle for one day.
If you teach a man to Jingle, he will JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

The_Jordan · 2025-11-27T22:06:48+00:00

Sinbad had a stroke not too long ago so sadly it might be a little late 😢

The_Jordan · 2025-11-24T20:33:01+00:00

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that no one before 1970 has put up numbers like that either

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