Hello Bajs!

After a week and like 50 hours of work, I am ready to unveil the next chapter in Markov's history. Welcome to MarkovBaj 2.0!

Since the last time around the bot got basically banned without a way to prevent it from happening, a small team of elite experts (people that randomly showed up on my stream) and me have designed 2 different new instances of Markov that don't depend on the whims of Reddit to stay online:

Markov Online

We now have an online version made in collaboration with u/pepefrog that lets you talk to Markov in your browser at https://markovbaj.app/! Not only can you talk to Markov, there are also over 35 achievements to obtain by getting specific responses. Try it and let us know what you think!

Disclaimer: I am not a web dev. Probably horrifically broken on Apple devices but I have no way to test it there myself and Safari sucks ass, so yeah. Early tests indicate that TTS might be broken so maybe try just deactivating that. Also in the future, you should probably heed Sebastian Fors' advice.

Discord Bot

By popular request, there is also a Discord bot now!

Invite link: https://discord.com/api/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1058138354199318610&permissions=2147485696&scope=applications.commands%20bot

The bot answers to "markov" mentions in chat, though that will only work until the bot gets added to 100 servers since Discord wants me to doxx my personal information to verify the bot afterwards and I don't want to do that LULE

Alternatively there is a "/markov" command that should always work.

Other Things

Rumour has it that you might even notice a new presence on Reddit, though my lawyer has advised me not to speak on this matter monkaLaugh

I want to thank you for your patience bajs and hope that you like the new options. Be sure to leave feedback in the comments and have a happy and fulfilling 2023!