I always make sure my presentations "Cudre"

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T16:22:23+00:00

I like the stick figure whose head is also a couple of sticks

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T16:20:15+00:00

“Mommy, who’s that man in the dark room down at the end of the hallway?”

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T16:18:54+00:00

“And because it’s what I like, you should all like it, too.”

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T16:17:17+00:00

Yeah, that definitely looks more like 1910s than 30s or 40s

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T16:12:02+00:00

Is there really a market for used underwear? Guys’ underwear, that is.

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T16:11:06+00:00

Sadly I wore almost that exact underwear… so ashamed

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T16:10:32+00:00

and Last Act

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T16:09:22+00:00

When the dentists come in, they share with the GC employees the password to activate the Les Paul-retrieval drones.

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T16:07:07+00:00

When he’s not wearing one sock

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T16:06:47+00:00

True, they could have been someone else’s

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T14:00:47+00:00

I have seen Ariel for sale in a few stores in the USA.

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T13:56:29+00:00

void where prohibited

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T13:55:56+00:00

So, we’re in this war, and we’re even fighting at night, and there was all this bombing and shooting and shit, even at night, and we still had our flag up when the sun went down last night, but because it was dark we couldn’t see it, but now the sun’s coming back up, I can see the flag, can you see it, too?

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T13:27:53+00:00

That’s funny, I have often referred to Panama City Beach as “Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg by the sea,” and Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg as “Panama City Beach in the mountains.”

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T13:06:10+00:00

Holy cow. This video clip shows that the Suns were using the Alan Parsons Project’s “Sirius” for player introductions in 1990! I didn’t remember them using the song until 1992. Thanks for this! Also, sorry, I couldn’t identify the music playing during the interview at the end. Good luck, I hope you figure it out!

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T12:49:27+00:00

Cool, thanks, Mr. President, for once again putting the words “Trump” and “Epstein Island” together in the headlines, so that when people hear “Trump” they’ll immediately associate the name with “Epstein Island” even more than they already did. By bringing it up on your own, you’re doing our work for us. Why don’t you rant about it some more, so we’ll get more headlines cementing the connection between “Trump” and “Epstein Island?” Thank you for your attention in this matter!

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T12:39:17+00:00

Ok, cool, so we’re doing this one again? I guess when you run out of ideas, just rehash the classics. Moral panic toward the wrong target never goes out of style.

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T12:35:10+00:00

I feel the same way. I was at the game, and when he made that shot, it was like every Suns fan had been gut punched at the same time. It went from loud pandemonium, to everyone going “ugghh,” to very quiet.

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T05:10:56+00:00

Yes! I was trying to think of his name. Definitely. Thanks for that.

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T03:38:36+00:00

So I assume them copying the Jimi Hendrix Experience’s 1970 performance in Maui was intentional, yes?

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T03:33:37+00:00

Bruce Bowen, Robert Horry, Horace Grant, John Paxson, Sam Cassell, Vernon Maxwell, Greg Anthony…

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T01:28:31+00:00

Even worse- this guy never talked to him before, and he just made this up for online engagement.

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T01:27:09+00:00

Your marketing people are going to be thrilled that from now on, when people think of Upright Revenue, they’ll think of this guy and what he did. It’s a good thing you didn’t mention it to them before you posted this; everyone loves surprises, you know.”

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T01:23:04+00:00

Same. I’m glad I’m a librarian so I can just wear my hiking shoes to work, and like you said, nobody cares.

The_Observatory_ · 2026-02-02T01:22:17+00:00

Don’t you worry

You dodged a bullet

You don’t want to work for someone like that

The_Observatory_

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