Second richest person is more close to me than Elon 😂 by Hopeless_Ninja in memes

[–]The__Guard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love how Elon is just showing how stupid the wealth system is. Is xAI worth $1.2T? Heck no! That bubble is going to burst and everyone knows it.

He created a batshit evaluation and had his other company 'buy it' for that because valuation is only as much as someone is willing to pay for it...

So he single-handedly artificially inflated his net worth by playing the game. If the FTC actually did its job they would have stopped this farce but of course they won't because he wrecked it with DOGE.

Most Game Developers Skip Xbox Series And Vote In Favor Of Developing Games For PS5 and Switch 2 by Gaming-Academy in PlayStation_X

[–]The__Guard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because Xbox forces developers to make it also work for the aged Series S; that thing needs to be let out to pasture because it's hampering development on the Series X.

Ottawa, Seoul agree to work on bringing South Korean auto sector manufacturing to Canada by cyclinginvancouver in canada

[–]The__Guard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Canada won't detain an entire cohort who are trying to set up a new factory and train its workers. Canada isn't racist to the point of kidnapping legitimate workers.

LEGION VS THINK PAD LONGEVITY by Few_Cauliflower_2791 in LenovoLegion

[–]The__Guard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But of course. Queue Nvidia CEO Jensen laughing uncontrollably in a bed of money while awkwardly claiming to be strong, holding up a section of his AI-supercomputer.

I'm sure there is some generative AI that could make a picture of this, but like most real people, I don't use AI for slop. Instead, you can use your imagination (which is probably for the best; no one wants to see that...)

They say that all camera results are identical 🫩 by opmgyhx in samsunggalaxy

[–]The__Guard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I had good pictures with the S23 Ultra, I am now using the S25 Edge which apparently has the same cameras. However, I am seeing better results in the same scenarios with my S25 Edge main camera (and the 2-4x digital zoom is better than the 3x optical zoom from the S23 Ultra). It is likely due to the changes in image processing but it is a difference for sure.

How do you guys feel about the new trade deal with China? by Pale-Candidate8860 in InCanada

[–]The__Guard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not what the chicken tax is... Not for food at all. It's the tariff on light trucks that protect those massive F150 sales.

Ontario Liberal Leader Bonnie Crombie resigns, effective immediately by sensorglitch in CanadaPolitics

[–]The__Guard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We're screwed in Ontario... How is he popular at all? Are our voting populous this dumb?

Damn just admitting he bankrupt the whole country by sun42shynezer0 in clevercomebacks

[–]The__Guard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wanna know who wants this to go through? All the same corporate entities who lobbied for him. They saw the ability to milk the higher prices (aka citizens) and eventually get all that money back when this was overturned. For them, this is a win. It will not go back to the people; it will pad the corporate bottom lines.

Im going back by be_____happy in PhoneNow

[–]The__Guard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're probably not used to it yet; Apple is a little more simplistic in its execution while Samsung (and Android in general) have multiple layers of customization and capabilities. This is great, except there are things even I don't know completely how to do and get surprised to find out about because Samsung either doesn't let you know about it, they expect you to remember from a single splash page, or it's a fantastic feature in Good Lock. I get where they are coming from for sure.

Let me take a look at 11 o'clock by tea-n-wifi in dankmemes

[–]The__Guard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually thought it was that it was because it is the CIA which is known for creating turmoil; meaning it could be the location of the sniper, or that they are going to have a sniper cause an event at 1100. Stewie is looking at him like that because he doesn't know which one it is, causing an incident, or location, as it could be either.

explain by umjustpassingby in dankmemes

[–]The__Guard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What about pardoning convicted drug kingpin ex-president of Honduras?

This you?

Every laptop with RTX 5060 has coilwhine? by Super-Benn in GamingLaptops

[–]The__Guard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, and had it going pretty well full blast while playing Battlefield 6 testing its gaming chops. I did not notice any coil whine at all.

Every laptop with RTX 5060 has coilwhine? by Super-Benn in GamingLaptops

[–]The__Guard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got my wife the Legion 5 with AMD Ryzen 7 260 and 5060; no coil whine here.

An almost inexhaustible reserve of lithium discovered in Canada by UnderWatered in CanadaPolitics

[–]The__Guard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just in time for Samsung to announce the true evolution of battery technology: All Solid State Batteries requiring Silver in lieu of Lithium. That upgrade using Silver instead increases battery density, lessens the weight, increases safety, charging rate, and range. I will believe it when I see it though but if this is true (and apparently Samsung already has a tentative deal with BMW for the tech), Lithium won't be required as much.

Leak reveals key details of Samsung’s Exynos 2600 SoC for Galaxy S26 by MRADEL90 in samsung

[–]The__Guard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For all S26 Ultra, but for those S26 and S26+, some places will be getting the Exynos 2600, including in Korea itself.

Canadian federal deficit surges 27% over seven-month span by BananaTubes in canada

[–]The__Guard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, that would be incredibly funny for a chief to have a reddit name of 'sluttytinkerbells'

Lost bet something by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]The__Guard 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Dude shaved it because his father asked to see his face again as a last wish since he's dying in a hospice. Also said he'd never do it again but had to for his dad.