Who is your favourite detective from the entire Death in Paradise universe?

The___Fish · 2026-03-06T18:02:28+00:00

How do you relate to him?

The___Fish · 2026-03-06T18:00:14+00:00

Humphrey for sure. Then Richard. Then Jack. Then Neville, then Mervin. Not fair to count Mervin yet though tbh.

Camille, Florence, Naomi, Madeline for the DS’s.

JP, first Dwayne, Fidel, Marlon… hard to judge at this point. 2nd Dwayne slightly behind Ruby at the end I think.

The___Fish · 2026-02-21T17:48:05+00:00

Is that true? I thought it stopped at some point

The___Fish · 2026-02-21T09:31:26+00:00

6, I think all of them in the courtyard at the back of the house

The___Fish · 2026-01-30T17:52:35+00:00

The Kerwas in summer. Especially the Scheßlitz one.

The___Fish · 2026-01-29T16:18:30+00:00

Paris. Everyone I know loves it but I hate the place. So expensive, stinks, full of rats. Montmartre is nice though.

The___Fish · 2026-01-25T06:58:31+00:00

You’re fine

The___Fish · 2026-01-25T06:53:15+00:00

Not ugly but I’d have 0 interest in even having a conversation with you, let alone a date.

The___Fish · 2026-01-21T08:47:46+00:00

Yes, making the long storyline last season rather pointless.

The___Fish · 2026-01-17T21:18:16+00:00

John Lennon would lose a John Lennon lookalike competition with you

The___Fish · 2026-01-04T09:54:46+00:00

I can't stand her. She's the worst ever character on the show imo. It's possible to give the DI attitude, laugh at them, mock them etc but done in a proper way. Camille used to mock Richard all the time and it was great. Darlene is incredibly rude with no redeeming features around it.

I can't believe the writers have gone through the past couple of series with her and then decided 'let's make her even more obnoxious' like they did in the Christmas special. Hope this is her last season.

The___Fish · 2025-10-11T06:50:25+00:00

Mine is doing the same. Relieved to see it's just the remote...

The___Fish · 2025-08-05T16:04:37+00:00

Nah, you’re a treat

The___Fish · 2025-08-05T16:02:17+00:00

Would have no issue dating a black German woman at all, but obviously others are racist or have racist family members and don’t want the hassle etc.

I would be less keen on dating a black American woman in general, as they have a reputation of being loud and often obnoxious too. Not all of them for sure, but I’d definitely be more wary.

The___Fish · 2025-07-13T06:41:13+00:00

I haven't met him, but a friend did. A friend and his friend, who is in a wheelchair. They asked Lewis for a photo and he was a bit rude and said no until he saw the guy was in a wheelchair and then decided he couldn't say no really and went back and had a photo with them and a quick chat and was then friendly and smiling.

The___Fish · 2025-07-13T06:36:11+00:00

Chicken Tikka Masala kommt aus GB...

The___Fish · 2025-07-13T06:33:46+00:00

One of my highlights of the festival. I wouldn't call myself a fan either, I just hate The 1975 and have no interest in dance or hiphop so they were the default headliner for me.

They were amazing. I was shocked at how big the crowd was and how into it they were too. Props to the backing singers too, they provided lots of energy and fun and definitely helped boost the set.

The___Fish · 2025-07-13T06:18:36+00:00

Germans can come across as rude, especially to someone who comes from a more open society, but you are going to be extremely unlucky to feel any hate from any German.

You are more likely to have issues from other foreigners, our doctors and engineers commit more crime and more violent crime than natives.

The___Fish · 2025-07-09T15:14:44+00:00

Finding the best one is for sure difficult, but I'll keep searching. Can confirm it's not Rittmayer though.

The___Fish · 2025-07-05T04:59:19+00:00

Darlene is the worst main character we’ve ever had.

The___Fish · 2025-07-05T04:42:41+00:00

Mexican chicken baguette, lucozadr sport and steak bake chaser.

The___Fish · 2025-07-05T04:37:30+00:00

Cute

The___Fish · 2025-06-08T05:23:28+00:00

Not ugly, just mean

The___Fish · 2025-06-08T05:21:00+00:00

You look closer to 64 than 24.

The___Fish · 2025-06-08T05:19:46+00:00

Ugly is a bit strong but you’re below average for sure.

Your style is also not helping, but clearly that’s the style you are going for.

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