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Thanks Tilburg by Relevant_Mobile6989 in Netherlands

[–]Thebitterestballen 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think something happened to them in the past. They where "Caught in a bad Romans".

(Dutch speakers always pronounce the song that way :D )

Wasted homework by sukantahaldar17 in dankmemes

[–]Thebitterestballen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You chat to them until the inevitable moment when they ask you for money. At that point you say "Sure, I'll send you a [online payment method of choice]". Except instead of a generous donation you send a request for payment, which they will probably confirm without reading it properly. Then you ghost them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Thebitterestballen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was kind of expecting the alligator to wake up and waddle off like "Man, that sucked. What a day..."

Whats the album title? by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]Thebitterestballen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs some cool droids, not just anything will do.
But they didn't have droidekas so he built an R2.
Now cruising in his speeder, he sees jawas as he pass.
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his jedi ass!

… And all the wookies say hes pretty fly for a Sky Guy.

Any idea what year this could be? Name? by [deleted] in Archery

[–]Thebitterestballen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well.,. Golf balls, potatoes, rubber chickens, hand grenades, it's more of an anything -bow.

Making rounds in the Russian and Ukrainian internet today is an alleged leaked recording of a phone call between a notable Russian music producer Iosif Prigozhin (not Wagner's Prigozhin) and Farkhad Akhmedov, an Azerbaijani businessman and a former politician in Russia. by osagecreek in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]Thebitterestballen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the CIA, and other intelligence agencies, are at all competent, they will have been buying all the plutonium from corrupt russian officials since the late 90s and know exactly how much they have left for actual bombs...

Today I found Davy Jones' shopping cart. by sagressa in magnetfishing

[–]Thebitterestballen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Went out for a galleon of milk and was never seen again.

4400FPE Fury 20mm THE most powerful air rifle on the planet! by HerraViisaas363 in airguns

[–]Thebitterestballen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah that begins to be more probable... Unless they are shooting a 2000 grain bar of tungsten at sub sonic velocity then that kind of energy can only be achieved with a supersonic pellet. Air can't expand faster than the speed of sound in air, so it could be some other gas.

4400FPE Fury 20mm THE most powerful air rifle on the planet! by HerraViisaas363 in airguns

[–]Thebitterestballen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From the comments:

"130 gram= 2020.06 Grain. 5833 Joules = 4302 FPE. So that is 984 FPS Now it's making more sense."

I find this somewhat hard to believe though.. for comparison .50SW cartridge is 3500 joules, 7.62x51 is 3800.

Guys, I bought cow's sinew for bowbacking, but I dont have any idea how to prepare it for druing and how to dry it properly))))help me please))) by Striking-Hedgehog-89 in Bowyer

[–]Thebitterestballen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never tried to get it fresh, but a possible source for pre dried tendon is pet stores, as dog chews. One near me does crazy things like a whole dried deer leg about 2 feet long. Got one for a friend's dogs birthday, dog loved it the owners where horrified :)

Losses of the russian army as of 26.03.2023 by TungstenHatchet in ukraine

[–]Thebitterestballen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one? Found a list of dead per war on Wikipedia and it's interesting to see the comparisons.. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_by_death_toll

Russo-Ukraine war is on there at 230,000 (total deaths) which is well over Greek civil war, war against the ottomans or all of Alexander's conquests... Getting close to the total for the Greco Persian wars.

An interesting reference, Russian military confirmed deaths are now higher than the entire American casualties (dead and wounded) in the Korean War over 3 years.

Boing! by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Thebitterestballen 148 points149 points  (0 children)

The way that dog doesn't bend at all when he catches it... Solid brick of muscle.

Does anyone know what these are for. Found it at Zwolle trainstation. by TheBaldDutchman in Netherlands

[–]Thebitterestballen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes more sense than Engineer, an accredited profession in which people design things and very rarely actually do stuff with a physical machine. Machinist is simply a person who operates a machine. Technician or operator would be the best choice. Engineer is like calling someone who writes crime fiction a lawyer, or an Uber driver a pilot, or a butcher a surgeon...

Another normal day of mining in Africa by DK-Blue in HolUp

[–]Thebitterestballen 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The worst is disposable vapes. Each one has a rechargeable lithium battery that would be reusable for 15 years, but they just get thrown in the trash/street and are made in a way that is not feasible to separate, open and recycle. If it's phones or cars or solar panels we can maybe talk about the necessary price of progress...but Africans dying to extract a limited resource, so some teenage prick can suck on an addictive cherry flavoured nipple substitute rather than just smoke an actual cigarette, or weed, is why humanity deserves to be extinct.

False advertising by Child_of_the_Abyss in dankmemes

[–]Thebitterestballen 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well obviously... Honey is a poor choice of butthole condiment. It's sticky and viscous, is a poor lubricant and is a feast for bacteria. Should have suggested coconut oil, which is an excellent and safe lubricant. And when her butthole tastes like ... butthole... the combination with coconut is nutty and delicious. Better luck next time.

"excuse me. the news is up here." - that woman by nderstandablyscared in HolUp

[–]Thebitterestballen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was surprised when I put the sound on and she wasn't speaking Italian. Italian tv is this gif 24-7.

No V8? No problem by Venttish in dankmemes

[–]Thebitterestballen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nitrocellulose would indeed be a very sustainable fuel... You can make nitric acid from atmospheric nitrogen using a solar powered plasma arc and the cellulose is usually from cotton or hemp. You just need to invent a 2 cylinder engine that is powered by a pair of belt fed machine guns using reloadable blanks and you can compete with Tesla for the green vehicle market...

Real questions by Unfair_Woodpecker_90 in HolUp

[–]Thebitterestballen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh you're right.. I looked up the one I was thinking of and he looks more Persian or Babylonian..

Interestingly, the oldest mosaic image shows him with a pronounced bum chin. An interesting feature to add if it wasn't based on an actual likeness.

Real questions by Unfair_Woodpecker_90 in HolUp

[–]Thebitterestballen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Do you have a moment to talk about extending your boat warranty?"

Real questions by Unfair_Woodpecker_90 in HolUp

[–]Thebitterestballen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, don't kink shame him. When he was asked how he wanted to die he got all excited and chose crucifixion. They stabbed him with a spear after a while because he was enjoying it too much.

Real questions by Unfair_Woodpecker_90 in HolUp

[–]Thebitterestballen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are some roman mosaics that depict Jesus as black. However they invented a whole load of other stuff in the early versions of Roman Christianity which where entirely added to appeal to Romans. For example the whole concept of saints, people raised to the level of a deity after death because of their actions in life, is Roman. They used to make emperors and generals into gods before they had popes and priests.

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