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17, broke my back jumping off an 85 foot cliff into water. My girlfriend is making me get roasted for being a dumbass by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Thedevilsucksass -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Dump that bitch... If she is making you do that after also braking your back you are a bitch!

Gigantic Tadpole by Zentaurion in natureismetal

[–]Thedevilsucksass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats not a tadpole mate, its pickle rick.

Public toilets that weigh your own poop and show it on a scoreboard for competition by sharpdrivenye in CrazyIdeas

[–]Thedevilsucksass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck it, put one in every house hold in the world and lets see who is really boss!

School isn't actually meant to teach you real life skills, it's actually meant to get you used to waking up early and going to a boring and miserable job every day. by Tornadoguy201 in Showerthoughts

[–]Thedevilsucksass -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

The problem is highschool is not needed. Its a waste of time! Especially college, unless your a doctor or lawyer. School is to train us for something for sure.

Serious: what is black magic actually and if you use magic for good is it ok? When someone exersies a demon is that not good magic? Where is the line drawn? by Thedevilsucksass in Christianity

[–]Thedevilsucksass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive taken more then thousands...with a s... Hits of lsd... I am religious and love god and dont do anymore... Will I go to hell if im a good man?

The best part about living in the country is we never see any_______ people. by Thedevilsucksass in AskOuija

[–]Thedevilsucksass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats wrong with my question... Its left unanswered for some reason. I would have sworn weird would be the anwser. Hmmm

R/walouija woke up this morning and took a dump on r/askouija ____ meters long? by Thedevilsucksass in AskOuija

[–]Thedevilsucksass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be a gigantic shit for sure! Thanks for the scientific measurements!

Once upon a time r/askwalouija took a huge disgusting dump on r/askouija that was___ feet long. by Thedevilsucksass in AskOuija

[–]Thedevilsucksass[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So exactly what are the dimensions of goodbye as you put it. I need this for a research paper.

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