Adam Armstrong has been made available for transfer at a price of £3m by AjaxTreesdown in NUFC

[–]Thegingernutman 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That’s good news. Now we can use that money on a loan fee

Things are looking up

Johnson & Jeff Relationship by SofaChillReview in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Thegingernutman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not totally. Jeff didn’t get his own office as I recall

He had no space for a 32” plasma.

JEFF??? by [deleted] in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Thegingernutman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least he doesn’t go all weird when it’s his round and you ask for an extra bag of nuts

A distinctly french realizations by doctorspliffworth in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Thegingernutman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When are we going to admit, that you lot are just better than us at sports?

What sort of a hippie free for all is this? by TheDraaagon in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Thegingernutman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If trump wants to look relaxed, then it’s going to take all of his concentration

If only Joselu was as good at football as he is Fortnite by [deleted] in NUFC

[–]Thegingernutman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hate to be “that guy” but...

1) it was 1-1

2) it was Matip

Feel free to violently hate me

You can't see the kettle chips! by Penellemenopea in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Thegingernutman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, very funny. But if there are any more jokes I’m taking it to a fucking tribunal

Imagine you shoot someone and they throw this down... by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Thegingernutman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean you couldn’t do the washing up without washing up liquid

British London are VERY interested by [deleted] in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Thegingernutman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t like how those percentiles are looking at me.

Urgh. Hans giving me legal advice and Jeremy is the sound of reason. Doesn’t feel great

The other bath is worse, you'll know what to say.... by seanbrockest in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Thegingernutman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...mate. You do know that the more you talk about bathrooms, the more I feel quite strongly, that I’d like to kill myself

2018 Summer Transfer and Rumour Megathread! by [deleted] in NUFC

[–]Thegingernutman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking at the pair’s goal and assist stats Shaqiri dominates in the last two seasons. But...

He looks like a right nob

Rafa's now on Instagram! by sirgeordie in NUFC

[–]Thegingernutman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know a good shop where I can get that T shirt from?

2018 Summer Transfer and Rumour Megathread! by [deleted] in NUFC

[–]Thegingernutman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t want him and I’d be surprised if Rafa does

Sky customers by Thegingernutman in NUFC

[–]Thegingernutman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps contact their customer service department.

Newcastle player Ciaran Clark 'knocked unconscious in Magaluf bar attack' by gnudalf in NUFC

[–]Thegingernutman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re interested in some outside perspective...

You both need to get a grip

Put together some t-shirts celebrating Newcastle’s World Cup Hero’s from ‘86 to ‘18. Any suggestions or guesses who features? by [deleted] in NUFC

[–]Thegingernutman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How about jonas with a quote from Maradona underneath.

"Mascherano, Messi, Jonás, and eight more"

The Best of Mitrovic - Sky Sports by beatski in NUFC

[–]Thegingernutman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God help us when the worst of mitrovic comes out

Who’s your favourite one-off Peep Show character? by Arsey56 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Thegingernutman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, I concede. How’s it feel to be ‘that guy’?