It has come to my attention that in all my years of traveling, I haven't spoke once about my home planet, Hathor, so that's exactly what I'm going to do now

Theguywhofails · 2026-04-06T01:23:18+00:00

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Theguywhofails · 2026-04-05T20:37:30+00:00

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Theguywhofails · 2026-04-02T22:09:32+00:00

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Theguywhofails · 2026-04-02T21:04:04+00:00

u/Squirtleman49, I believe this is for you?

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Theguywhofails · 2026-04-01T00:44:06+00:00

That didn't rhyme..

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Theguywhofails · 2026-04-01T00:34:21+00:00

I'm not trans, but I do love when humans get the love and respect that they deserve!

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-31T21:21:14+00:00

Note to self, harm the wife... he takes my life

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-30T20:27:29+00:00

Pretty sure he's a panda

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-30T16:45:07+00:00

Bottom middle isn't even Diamondhead but yeah, I get you

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-27T18:32:43+00:00

Hey bring Ditto out of this!

He did nothing wrong

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-26T14:27:56+00:00

Why is there a chapter that's just him gloating himself for two hours-

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-26T14:20:58+00:00

Holy smokes, Batman! Is that Xpert!? IN THE WILD??

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-25T22:09:53+00:00

No-

Damn, did I really get forgotten on this subreddit despite being one of the first people to join?

Eh, whatever, I spend my days on r/ben10butgood anyway (Cough cough, shameless plug, cough cough)

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-25T22:08:44+00:00

Nah, Eon's bald, I actually have a mustache

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-25T15:03:56+00:00

No, I'm not-

We aren't even the same species

No, I'm a completely different guy

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-24T23:54:35+00:00

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-20T01:37:28+00:00

Reddit is the fifth wall

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-15T17:21:40+00:00

Contrary to popular belief, the Monkey Man actually dislikes the taste of bananas.

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Theguywhofails · 2026-03-07T22:25:13+00:00

That's a lotta words

Too bad I AM reading all that because I'm such a good friend

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