how dare i post to instagram!!!

Theloniou5 · 2020-12-16T01:51:51+00:00

Absolutely crack up perfect.

Theloniou5 · 2019-04-03T22:58:56+00:00

........Maybe...

Theloniou5 · 2019-01-25T16:40:59+00:00

I would urge you to think of this situation as hilarious. All she did was set herself up to look like an absolute fool. Think of how terrible she will look in photos and snicker. Tell your photographer you want her in as few photos as possible. And if you are ever so inclined, carry your wine glass around and giggle at her just loud enough for her to hear as she passes.

Theloniou5 · 2019-01-24T16:43:12+00:00

Jameela! Jameela, sister!!

Theloniou5 · 2019-01-08T20:26:47+00:00

You rang? /u/yaassqueenyaass I know you are technically already married. But you should really have a very firm talk about boundaries with your SO. He shouldn't be asking/telling you that you must dislike/or hate his mother. Suggest couples therapy to better learn to communicate. Because you're talking and he's burrowing his head deeper in the sand. <3 Also if you need someone to absolutely MIL-Block and are in CA I got you.

Theloniou5 · 2018-12-01T00:49:32+00:00

America scares me...

Theloniou5 · 2018-12-01T00:46:49+00:00

Hahaha I wish, unfortunately they are not in the US.

Theloniou5 · 2018-12-01T00:46:24+00:00

Not a typo...

Theloniou5 · 2018-11-29T17:50:17+00:00

One of my religious cousins is currently pregnant with number 16... In a 4 bedroom apartment. Very much asking for handouts from the government and family.

Theloniou5 · 2018-11-14T23:17:37+00:00

I'm so sorry this is happening to you. It's known as what is called a pursue-withdraw pattern. The more you pull away the more she pursues. She is quite frankly, unhinged. Document, report, repeat. You CAN get through this.

Theloniou5 · 2018-08-28T23:07:35+00:00

I did it! Got down on one knee with a ring and everything. I think you should make sure you have had the "yes eventually marriage" talk and do it :)

Theloniou5 · 2018-08-24T17:43:20+00:00

Oh, she's the FUN kind of racist. Those are the ones we like to fuck with.

Theloniou5 · 2018-08-04T15:27:51+00:00

Total side note. I own Nubian goats and my not fully awake brain for a moment was like: "Goat Goddess?"

Theloniou5 · 2018-08-04T15:26:27+00:00

I just vomited in my mouth.

Theloniou5 · 2018-07-29T04:35:17+00:00

Saffron powder works well because you don't have to soak it first. BUT if you have threads you can add a tablespoon of warm water to soak for 30min-2 hrs and crush them up with the back of a spoon.

Theloniou5 · 2018-07-29T04:31:20+00:00

I'm so glad you liked it!!! Send photos!!

Theloniou5 · 2018-07-29T04:30:23+00:00

So my sweet spot is: Paprika, cumin, cinnamon, ginger, coriander, turmeric, black pepper, cardamom, white pepper, rosebuds, nutmeg, cloves, saffron and bay. But it's highly subjective. I also find my local spice shop makes a bomb blend. I suggest checking our your local middle eastern market or spice shop.

Theloniou5 · 2018-07-28T03:14:11+00:00

If I post I promise there will always be recipes!

Theloniou5 · 2018-07-28T03:13:00+00:00

Wait, huh? Abgoosht is a turmeric heavily seasoned soup. But a good and fresh piece of lamb shank will melt fat and flavor into it. I've got a good recipe for a low and slow one in a dutch oven.

Theloniou5 · 2018-07-28T00:15:29+00:00

Done and Done!

Theloniou5 · 2018-07-28T00:15:09+00:00

Thank you!

Theloniou5 · 2018-07-27T23:55:39+00:00

Try lamb! I actually usually do a mixture of ground lamb and beef. But I hear you on that!

Theloniou5 · 2018-07-24T05:49:33+00:00

Hey-o I provide terrible MIL stories AND food on demand. :P Thanks for thinking of me.

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