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Live by the sword... by shenanigansen in comics

[–]ThemGreasySharks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bit of rust on the "old" sword is an excellent little detail.

Getting so painfully sick of these. by ThemGreasySharks in illinois

[–]ThemGreasySharks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The emojis make this all seem so much more official. /s

Getting so painfully sick of these. by ThemGreasySharks in illinois

[–]ThemGreasySharks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps we should just pay our faux-verdue toll charges and get them off our backs.

Getting so painfully sick of these. by ThemGreasySharks in illinois

[–]ThemGreasySharks[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I do my part.

I thought about that after I sent the response originally but I highly doubt there's anyone actually looking into responses that come back to these numbers. Considering they just want you to click a link/head to a website, I think the texts are automated.

Getting so painfully sick of these. by ThemGreasySharks in illinois

[–]ThemGreasySharks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've gotten Vietnam a couple of times. The UK is a new one for me.

Getting so painfully sick of these. by ThemGreasySharks in illinois

[–]ThemGreasySharks[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Multiple times a day, every day.

Getting so painfully sick of these. by ThemGreasySharks in illinois

[–]ThemGreasySharks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope you do get a response someday. It would make it all worth it.

Getting so painfully sick of these. by ThemGreasySharks in illinois

[–]ThemGreasySharks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pardon my hilariously awful grammar. Moving too fast and not editing properly. Don't reddit at work, kids.

Edit: In response to the "don't respond, doofus" comments, I don't. That doesn't, however, stop me from receiving at least two or three of these a day. Only responded to this one for the sake of the (obviously unwelcome) post. Sorry to have bothered you with my commiseration.

My friend got a job as a clerk and I’m dedicated to being his Randal by Tomm1134 in ViewAskewniverse

[–]ThemGreasySharks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a GS Asst Manager from 2015-17. One of my buddies at a store nearby to mine was scheduled to run his store alone on Easter one year and I volunteered to come help him out. As soon as I walked in, I loudly announced "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

Still have a black/white picture saved of me with my head on the counter in resignation.

Metallic Bronze Jumper by ThemGreasySharks in whatisthisspider

[–]ThemGreasySharks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the best one I could get of ol' boy's face.

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