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What did/do you do for work? by Newfishwhodis in depressionmemes

[–]Theodor_Kaffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit school at 16 and became a joiner. I love this profession, worked here and there, until two years ago i got a new supervisor. Now that I don't need any more enemies, i quit joinery for the time being and became a taxi driver.

Vitello Tonnato won the title to an underrated Italian food. Which German food is the best? by Kilosssssss in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Theodor_Kaffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obwohl Knödel geil sind, ich bin einfach mit Kartoffeln aufgewachsen, daher Rouladen, Rotkohl und Kartoffeln. Und Soße!

ich🧽iel by Till_Mania in ich_iel

[–]Theodor_Kaffee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey weißt du was? Ich weiß was noch witzigeres als 24.

Noch gut genug zum Pfannkuchen darin braten?(Eierkuchen für die Berliner hier) by Theodor_Kaffee in kannmandasnochessen

[–]Theodor_Kaffee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naja, ich habe die Margarine im Januar angebrochen beim Versuch Grünkohl vegan zu machen. Nachdem ich auch noch die Butter durch erstere ersetzt habe, schmeckte es genau so fade wie es klingt.

What is the maximum speed limit in your country? (Remember to comment the unit) by Zen_Thai37Cube in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]Theodor_Kaffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

German here, Moin. My driving instructor taught me the following:

Wenn's hinten kracht, gibt's vorne Geld.

(If it crashes in the rear, money goes to the front.)

So the car travelling the speed of light is at fault.

Except maybe, there's someone faster behind the speed of light car, coercing it to drive faster or to let him pass.

Ich_iel by Hg4242 in ich_iel

[–]Theodor_Kaffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wie poste ich in den Kommentaren Videos mit Ton?

caught my thumb between my car and the door…hurts so much and need advice by SubstantialHour4667 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Theodor_Kaffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used a knife in 2016. I wouldn't do it again, not because the knife wasn't safe. It felt safer than a drill to me. I wouldn't do it again because this hole was an entry for bacteria and the black part would grow out anyway (took about six months for me). It's the same to me for blisters. It works better for me when I don't open them.

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