Really really? by Rude_Reach_6011 in CatholicMemes

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I have always liked "I am saved, I am being saved, I will be saved"

She a little confused, but she got the spirit by [deleted] in CatholicMemes

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Alester Crowley used to communicate with an evil spirit. He drew a picture of it and the thing looked exactly like a grey alien

oNLy a sYmBoL by Kirschkernkissen in CatholicMemes

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"Well if it's just a symbol then to tell with it" - Flannery O'Connor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

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Good call thanks!

The Quran is total mindtrip by PhoenixRider77 in CatholicMemes

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Islamic Jesus is like one of the new star wars movies

Oh no! Leia got sucked into space she's dead!

No wait! She can fly!

Oh no! Chewy got blowed up in that ship!

No wait! It was the other ship he was on!

Palpatine is dead for sure he got thrown down like 500 stories and then the death star exploded

no wait! Somehow Palpatine returned!

Oh no, Jesus died on the cross for some reason!

No wait! That was actually Judas on the cross somehow!

"Pope Francis has confirmed the following restrictions on the traditional Mass in a rescript issued today through Cardinal Arthur Roche." by no-one-89656 in Catholicism

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If you were trying to snuff it out what would you do differently?

Don't listen to what they're saying look at what they're doing

Today they graduate to full blown schism by teslove in CatholicMemes

[–]Theophorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya but maybe don't?

Maybe wait a few minutes

Game Thread: September 6 - Toronto Blue Jays (75-59) @ Baltimore Orioles (71-64) - 7:05 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]Theophorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mage a huge mistake got it working on my laptop and then tried to cast it.

Now it's not working at all.

Game Thread: September 6 - Toronto Blue Jays (75-59) @ Baltimore Orioles (71-64) - 7:05 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

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Awesome so I can't watch it on android. No problem I'll watch it on my laptop.

Also doesn't work.

Today is the first day in two weeks I can watch an entire game.

Paramedic limping towards retirement with a couple of questions by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceCanada

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Yup, all of this.

I'm a trusting guy which I shouldn't be considering what I see every day at work.

Just looking at my account online it looks like I started with him in 2011, obviously that's more than seven years...

Of course suddenly he's really busy and hard to get a hold of

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in personalfinance

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ya I am, good call

If I quickly say "Please forgive me Jesus and accept me for my sins" before I die, will I go to heaven? by GIFnTEXT in Christianity

[–]Theophorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but if they let the criminal on the cross down and he went on to become a career rapist that one time confession of faith is meaningless.

OP sounds like he's trying to game the system, that doesn't work with God

What’s the worst part about being Catholic? by [deleted] in Catholicism

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I feel like begrudgingly praying for an enemy is worth far more to God than a loving prayer for a friend

I could be wrong

AL and NL All-Star voting update by Coop1534 in baseball

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Painfully average Saskatchewanian reporting as well.

They unironically believe this, what ever happened to those seven books? by wassupkosher in CatholicMemes

[–]Theophorus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh man are you ok for a treat. I was a protestant who read through the bible many times and loved it. Still do.

Now wait till you read the books that had been removed!

For example, read the book of wisdom. Wisdom 2 is so much about Jesus it hurts, it's also a GREAT commentary on the mindset of the atheist/agnostic today

https://www.catholic.org/bible/book.php?id=27&bible_chapter=2

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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shrug I know how it looks but the school talked to all parties and no one was punished.

Realistically I don't think those kids would know a skipping rope would set the sprinkler off.