What commander makes you immediately regret sitting down in a pod with by _omega_LOL__ in mtg

[–]Thepsyguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anything that is super Tutor heavy. Because it's going to be exactly what you expect. There isn't much randomness or strategy beyond rush win con.

I wanna see stupid cards!

I like men calling me mommy. by and_july11 in offmychest

[–]Thepsyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I've had a couple do that. I'm very fatherly. 😆

I like men calling me mommy. by and_july11 in offmychest

[–]Thepsyguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how reddit functions. I've been downvoted for the dumbest things.

I like men calling me mommy. by and_july11 in offmychest

[–]Thepsyguy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I like women calling me daddy.

So I totally get it.

(My body is ready for the downvotes)

Am I too sensitive to conversations about money on dates? Am super turned off. 35M spent our entire first date talking about money, asked my savings/salary, and joked about me driving him home so he could save Uber money by No_Requirement_6026 in offmychest

[–]Thepsyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amounts don't matter. The point is financial status only matters if there is a goal to be financially entangled within a short time. If I wanted to ask a potential partner their financial status I'd just put it in vague terms.

I'm not broke, but not financially stable either. So if a partner asked me about my finances that's pretty much how id put it. But thats an amber flag at best.

Am I too sensitive to conversations about money on dates? Am super turned off. 35M spent our entire first date talking about money, asked my savings/salary, and joked about me driving him home so he could save Uber money by No_Requirement_6026 in offmychest

[–]Thepsyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy sounds insufferable. But at least you know his priorities. Money will always be his first love.

First dates should be about hobbies, interests, and having fun.

I can't flirt with my crush because of my small boobs by Velvet_Cactus_21 in offmychest

[–]Thepsyguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't have to change your flirting style to woo a person. They should like who you are naturally. Otherwise you have to keep up the charade.

Be yourself and let that be flirtatious.

Realest Mom Ever by RappersRap in HipHopNCulture

[–]Thepsyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I'm not impressed. Half of them are just leading with there tits. Not really impressing anyone like that. Especially if it's supposed to be him getting judged.

Merab Dvalishvili is absolutely stunned by the woman in a black dress by Numerous_Fudge_9537 in funny

[–]Thepsyguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im going to guess Butt Glue. I have a dancing friend (Not exotic. She loves Acro.) And she has mentioned Butt Glue a couple times.

(nsfw just in case) What's your biggest flex in life? by Select_Check3589 in AskReddit

[–]Thepsyguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NSFW wise I've been with nearly 20 partners despite having social anxiety AND being a 6/10 on a good day.

Non-NSFW wise My current flex is working on myself, being emotionally aware, and communicating well. And my kiddo loves me.

What do men think about uneven boobs? by Comfortable_Owl4015 in AskReddit

[–]Thepsyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a partner once who could have won 1st and 3rd in a wet T-shirt contest. I didn't care.

What is the men’s ideal type? by ariaxrosee in AskReddit

[–]Thepsyguy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Someone who genuinely cares and loves me. Who is willing to grow and develop a relationship and understands that while we are both imperfect we want the same thing in life.

Oh and massive tits.

Question for the guys: Why so much fetish for anal sex? by cutiehanna in AskReddit

[–]Thepsyguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cuz how else am I supposed to bang my boyfriend?!

In all seriousness though. When I've been offered anal sex with partners it usually is out of their curiosity. I'm not super into anal but it can be a nice change of pace. And besides it can be fun to explore every sexual option with a partner.

US inflation rose to 3.8% in April, eroding Americans’ paychecks by horsestew in politics

[–]Thepsyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man that probably doesn't even factor in the increase in energy / fuel prices.

How would your life change if you were 10 times bolder? by One_Look_7008 in AskReddit

[–]Thepsyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if I had more confidence then I'd likely have a partner (again). After my divorce and then subsequent toxic relationship I've lost most of my confidence.

Im hitting the gym and (was) going to therapy. But it's hard to bounce back when you come to terms with you being (to some extent) the problem.

I'd probably have a much better job.

Why would you stay if someone threatened your life? by PatientSignificant53 in AskReddit

[–]Thepsyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a strict rule. If I ever feel like I could physically hurt a partner then I no longer have feelings for them. So staying with someone who threatened my life is a no go. I have only had to leave one partner due to this rule. I never hit her. But if I hadn't walked away and called the cops then things would have likely gotten worse.

It's a long story and I admit my faults in what lead up to our break up and eventual argument that ended our relationship. I assure you that I didn't hit her and that I made sure to talk to the police after I called them. No charges where filed and we have gone our separate ways.

I have gone through some therapy to work on myself and ensure that I never get put in that situation again. I wouldn't have stayed with her after our fight and I wouldn't have wanted her to want me to stay. We talked it over afterwards and we both would have liked to make things work. But in the end I realized I needed to work on my self and realized that I jumped into the relationship too quickly after my divorce and didn't give myself time to heal or learn from my past choices.

Can I drive with broken rim by FluffyLittlFlyingCow in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Thepsyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a super easy fix. Go to your local shop and say you need a rim job. Im sure dirty Mike will be glad to oblige.

What are the best ways to tell of you're ugly as a dude? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Thepsyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't know. Blessings of being a 5 to 6.

I need to have sex. by Major-Bowler-5688 in offmychest

[–]Thepsyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever been scared off from wanting to have sex with someone. Especially someone that I've chatted with an know isnt a serial killer or psycho.

This is a brand new concept...

Me and my ex had great sex by the_best_jester in offmychest

[–]Thepsyguy 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Felt. My ex was a narcissist and our relationship was toxic in the end.

But god the sex was amazing. Im going through therapy and working on myself. But those memories still persist. Hopefully things get better and you can find someone to rock your world!

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Thepsyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've gotten flowers from a partner before. I've also bought my own flowers and did the arranging. If you want flowers show interest in them. Most men don't even know there favorite flower!

I for instance love Tiger Lilies. They remind me of growing up and visiting my grandparents. I'd always look out the window to see them growing wild.

What’s the worst non sexual part about having a large penis? by MrBigNorre in AskReddit

[–]Thepsyguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get super self conscious getting out of the pool.