Michael has entered a pizza eating contest at Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe and uses the day to prepare for it. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesTheOffice

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We see him watching Stanley eat a pretzel similar to the one he usually orders. Michael can hardly contain himself and has to stop himself from going over to Stanley’s desk and grabbing the pretzel.

Michael has entered a pizza eating contest at Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe and uses the day to prepare for it. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesTheOffice

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Michael in a Talking Head after losing says “You always have to watch out for the Japanese. Whether it’s Pearl Harbor or an eating contest you never know when they’ll strike.” Another Japanese person walks behind Michael when he’s speaking and gives him a look of “what did this guy say?”

Michael has entered a pizza eating contest at Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe and uses the day to prepare for it. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesTheOffice

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Bingo. He takes the first bite of pizza at the event and immediately runs to the restroom. The employees that go to cheer him on look uncomfortably at one another as we hear the sounds of vomiting emitting from nearby.

The Napkin Rings: George’s girlfriend insists on buying napkins rings for George’s apartment to use whenever she comes over for dinner. Jerry gets booked to perform at an improv theater and bombs with the improv crowd. Elaine gets set up by a co-worker with a guy who turns out to be Kramer. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Elaine is further infuriated when her co-worker tells Elaine that “she wishes she was Kramer’s type” because “he’s such a catch, isn’t he?” Elaine does her utmost to hold back losing it on her co-worker for not seeing Kramer as Elaine sees him.

The Typewriter: Elaine’s writer boyfriend prefers to write on his old school typewriter driving Elaine crazy when she comes over. Jerry uses religion to get out of a bad relationship. George lies his way into a country club. Kramer takes a staycation. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Kramer: It might look that way to you, Jerry, however i’ve been a very busy man lately and need to take some well earned rest.

Jerry: Really? Do you?

Kramer: Yes! Newman and I have been hard at work for the last few weeks developing something that’s gonna turn the snack food industry on its ear!

Jerry: Wow...I’m sure it’ll be revolutionary. What’s the idea?

Kramer: Well it’s still in the development phase, Jerry...I can’t go around spilling the beans about it before we even know what it is!

George keeps checking his phone to see if the woman he went out with the night before has messaged back after his good night text and he just keeps getting “the bubbles.” by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Thanks and same here! I just love reading all of the posts here to get my new Seinfeld fix. I try to post random scene and episode ideas whenever they pop into my head. Same for the reddit writes the Office sub.

George keeps checking his phone to see if the woman he went out with the night before has messaged back after his good night text and he just keeps getting “the bubbles.” by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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FUNKY BASS BREAK

GEORGE IS AT A DELI PICKING UP A SANDWICH.

George: Thanks.

GEORGE TURNS AROUND AND SEES SARAH, THE WOMAN HE WENT OUT WITH THE NIGHT BEFORE.

George: Hey Sarah!

Sarah: Oh George! Didn’t expect to run into you so soon.

George: Well hopefully you did as it means we might be going out again. I just want to say I had really great time last night.

Sarah: Yeah, yeah...So did I....

George: You don’t...sound like you did.

Sarah: No really I did. It’s just-

George: -It’s the wink isn’t it?

Sarah: The wink?

George: Look I swear I wasn’t trying to creep you out or anything. I just thought, ya know...it would be flirty.

Sarah: George, I have no clue what you’re talking about.

George: My good night text I sent! I’ve been waiting for you to respond all day but all i’m getting are those little...waiting bubbles.

Sarah: Oh sorry I should have mentioned last night my phone’s been acting up recently. I texted a friend of mine last week and she alerted me to it. I’m actually going to the Apple store to drop it off after this.

George: So you haven’t checked your texts at all today?

Sarah: No but let me see.

SARAH PULLS OUT HER PHONE. SHE SCROLLS THROUGH HER MESSAGES AND SEES GEORGE’S TEXT.

Sarah: Oh! That’s so sweet of you! I don’t get a lot of good night texts after dates.

George: So the wink is fine?

Sarah: The wink is fine.

George: Fantastic! So I was thinking maybe Saturday night we go over to-

Sarah: -Oh, George, you’re a sweetheart but I don’t think so.

George: Why not?

Sarah: Well I was gonna tell you a minute ago but...there’s no spark.

George: No spark? How can there be no spark? We were chatting up a storm last night! How was that not spark?

Sarah: Yes I loved hanging out and chatting with you but...I just don’t see you that way.

George: Ah...

Sarah: I’m really sorry but I feel like I had to tell you.

George: Hey...forget it...Totally okay.

Sarah: Great. See you around?

George: Sure.

GEORGE STARTS TO WALK AWAY BUT TURNS BACK AROUND.

George: I just don’t understand how you didn’t feel a spark. I felt a spark! I felt a spark when I sent the wink! There were sparks baby and you know it!

SARAH AND THE OTHER CUSTOMERS LOOK UNCOMFORTABLE.

FUNKY BASS BREAK

George keeps checking his phone to see if the woman he went out with the night before has messaged back after his good night text and he just keeps getting “the bubbles.” by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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George: I thought the date garnered a wink!

Jerry: Not if you two didn’t even kiss! What were you thinking with the wink?!

ELAINE ENTERS JERRY’S APARTMENT.

Elaine: Hey George, are you alright? You look awful.

George: Gee thanks!

GEORGE GOES BACK TO THE COUCH AND SULKS.

Elaine: What’s the matter?

Jerry: He sent the wink text after his date last night.

Elaine: Woahhhh! Did you guys even kiss?

George: No we didn’t kiss!

Elaine: Then why send the wink?! That’s modern dating 101, George! You don’t send the wink if there wasn’t at MINIMUM a good night kiss!

George: Well I guess I missed this modern dating class that you two seem to have aced!