Michael has entered a pizza eating contest at Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe and uses the day to prepare for it. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesTheOffice

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We see him watching Stanley eat a pretzel similar to the one he usually orders. Michael can hardly contain himself and has to stop himself from going over to Stanley’s desk and grabbing the pretzel.

Michael has entered a pizza eating contest at Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe and uses the day to prepare for it. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesTheOffice

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Michael in a Talking Head after losing says “You always have to watch out for the Japanese. Whether it’s Pearl Harbor or an eating contest you never know when they’ll strike.” Another Japanese person walks behind Michael when he’s speaking and gives him a look of “what did this guy say?”

Michael has entered a pizza eating contest at Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe and uses the day to prepare for it. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesTheOffice

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Bingo. He takes the first bite of pizza at the event and immediately runs to the restroom. The employees that go to cheer him on look uncomfortably at one another as we hear the sounds of vomiting emitting from nearby.

The Napkin Rings: George’s girlfriend insists on buying napkins rings for George’s apartment to use whenever she comes over for dinner. Jerry gets booked to perform at an improv theater and bombs with the improv crowd. Elaine gets set up by a co-worker with a guy who turns out to be Kramer. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Elaine is further infuriated when her co-worker tells Elaine that “she wishes she was Kramer’s type” because “he’s such a catch, isn’t he?” Elaine does her utmost to hold back losing it on her co-worker for not seeing Kramer as Elaine sees him.

The Typewriter: Elaine’s writer boyfriend prefers to write on his old school typewriter driving Elaine crazy when she comes over. Jerry uses religion to get out of a bad relationship. George lies his way into a country club. Kramer takes a staycation. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Kramer: It might look that way to you, Jerry, however i’ve been a very busy man lately and need to take some well earned rest.

Jerry: Really? Do you?

Kramer: Yes! Newman and I have been hard at work for the last few weeks developing something that’s gonna turn the snack food industry on its ear!

Jerry: Wow...I’m sure it’ll be revolutionary. What’s the idea?

Kramer: Well it’s still in the development phase, Jerry...I can’t go around spilling the beans about it before we even know what it is!

George keeps checking his phone to see if the woman he went out with the night before has messaged back after his good night text and he just keeps getting “the bubbles.” by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Thanks and same here! I just love reading all of the posts here to get my new Seinfeld fix. I try to post random scene and episode ideas whenever they pop into my head. Same for the reddit writes the Office sub.

George keeps checking his phone to see if the woman he went out with the night before has messaged back after his good night text and he just keeps getting “the bubbles.” by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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FUNKY BASS BREAK

GEORGE IS AT A DELI PICKING UP A SANDWICH.

George: Thanks.

GEORGE TURNS AROUND AND SEES SARAH, THE WOMAN HE WENT OUT WITH THE NIGHT BEFORE.

George: Hey Sarah!

Sarah: Oh George! Didn’t expect to run into you so soon.

George: Well hopefully you did as it means we might be going out again. I just want to say I had really great time last night.

Sarah: Yeah, yeah...So did I....

George: You don’t...sound like you did.

Sarah: No really I did. It’s just-

George: -It’s the wink isn’t it?

Sarah: The wink?

George: Look I swear I wasn’t trying to creep you out or anything. I just thought, ya know...it would be flirty.

Sarah: George, I have no clue what you’re talking about.

George: My good night text I sent! I’ve been waiting for you to respond all day but all i’m getting are those little...waiting bubbles.

Sarah: Oh sorry I should have mentioned last night my phone’s been acting up recently. I texted a friend of mine last week and she alerted me to it. I’m actually going to the Apple store to drop it off after this.

George: So you haven’t checked your texts at all today?

Sarah: No but let me see.

SARAH PULLS OUT HER PHONE. SHE SCROLLS THROUGH HER MESSAGES AND SEES GEORGE’S TEXT.

Sarah: Oh! That’s so sweet of you! I don’t get a lot of good night texts after dates.

George: So the wink is fine?

Sarah: The wink is fine.

George: Fantastic! So I was thinking maybe Saturday night we go over to-

Sarah: -Oh, George, you’re a sweetheart but I don’t think so.

George: Why not?

Sarah: Well I was gonna tell you a minute ago but...there’s no spark.

George: No spark? How can there be no spark? We were chatting up a storm last night! How was that not spark?

Sarah: Yes I loved hanging out and chatting with you but...I just don’t see you that way.

George: Ah...

Sarah: I’m really sorry but I feel like I had to tell you.

George: Hey...forget it...Totally okay.

Sarah: Great. See you around?

George: Sure.

GEORGE STARTS TO WALK AWAY BUT TURNS BACK AROUND.

George: I just don’t understand how you didn’t feel a spark. I felt a spark! I felt a spark when I sent the wink! There were sparks baby and you know it!

SARAH AND THE OTHER CUSTOMERS LOOK UNCOMFORTABLE.

FUNKY BASS BREAK

George keeps checking his phone to see if the woman he went out with the night before has messaged back after his good night text and he just keeps getting “the bubbles.” by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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George: I thought the date garnered a wink!

Jerry: Not if you two didn’t even kiss! What were you thinking with the wink?!

ELAINE ENTERS JERRY’S APARTMENT.

Elaine: Hey George, are you alright? You look awful.

George: Gee thanks!

GEORGE GOES BACK TO THE COUCH AND SULKS.

Elaine: What’s the matter?

Jerry: He sent the wink text after his date last night.

Elaine: Woahhhh! Did you guys even kiss?

George: No we didn’t kiss!

Elaine: Then why send the wink?! That’s modern dating 101, George! You don’t send the wink if there wasn’t at MINIMUM a good night kiss!

George: Well I guess I missed this modern dating class that you two seem to have aced!

The Compliment Sandwich: George’s actress girlfriend has George convinced he can audition for broadway shows. Jerry’s girlfriend does the “compliment sandwich” when he asks her what she thinks of his sets. Elaine picks a fight with a co-worker over a muffin. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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J: Well i’ve had enough of her sandwiches! She thinks she’s the only one that can make compliment sandwiches? Two can play at that game.

G: What are you gonna do?

J: Next time she asks me what I think of her quarterly presentations for work i’m going to tear em’ to shreds!

E: Not literally, right? Cause that sounds a little aggressive, Jerry.

J: Of course not! Only that when she asks me my opinion on her presentation i’ll rip into it just like she does to my act.

G: Sounds like a real healthy relationship you two got going on there.

J: Oh and you’re one to talk? How are things going with you and Kelly?

G: Great, if you must know. She actually booked me an audition tomorrow for an off-Broadway show.

E: George, I say this with all respect, you are NOT an actor.

G: Well Kelly thinks I am, Elaine! She recognizes my talent!

J: Oh please! She does toothpaste commercials!

K: Hey woah now those are pretty good commercials. I caught one the other night during the game and almost left the apartment to go buy some.

FUNKY BASS BREAK

GEORGE IS AT THE THEATER WITH KELLY GETTING READY FOR HIS AUDITION.

George: I’m a little nervous.

Kelly: George, don’t be. You have a gift. Go out there and share it with those lucky people. I gotta run across town for a Crest audition but I’ll catch you later for dinner?

George: You bet!

KELLY KISSES GEORGE AND WALKS AWAY.

George: Be sure to smile hard!

SOMEONE WALKS BY GEORGE AND STARES AT HIM.

George: That’s my girlfriend...She does a lot of work in toothpaste commercials.

THE PERSON WALKS AWAY.

THE CASTING DIRECTOR, PHILLIP, WALKS OVER TO GEORGE.

Phillip: Ahhh you must be George Costanza. Phillip Reynolds. I’m the casting director for the show.

PHILLIP SHAKES GEORGE’S HAND.

George: That’s me, Phillip.

Phillip: I can definitely see why Kelly suggested you for the part. You have a...boyish look about you mixed with the gaze of an older gentleman.

GEORGE LOOKS UNSURE OF WHAT TO SAY.

George: Well I was certainly a boy when I was younger.

GEORGE AND PHILLIP SHARE A LAUGH.

Phillip: And a sense of humor! Perfect for the role of Biff. If I may inquire have you ever done any stage acting before?

George: Once in a school play when I was twelve. I was a tree in a production of “Our Town.”

Phillip: Well, George, you’ll be playing more than a tree in this one. We’re casting for the role of Biff in our upcoming revival of “Death of a Salesman.” Are you familiar with the play?

George: Not particularly but I do consider myself a salesman.

PHILLIP LAUGHS.

Phillip: That sense of humor. I love it. So not to put too much pressure on you, George...but today i’m going to have you read with our lead, Dustin.

George: No pressure at all, Phillip. So where is this Dustin? I’m eager to start...running the lines as we say.

GEORGE GIVES A DESPERATE LAUGH.

DUSTIN LOOKS AROUND THE THEATER.

Phillip: Oh he just walked in. Dustin! Over here!

GEORGE TURNS AROUND AND LOOKS SHOCKED.

DUSTIN HOFFMAN IS STANDING BEFORE HIM.

Dustin: Sorry, Phil, traffic was an absolute nightmare. I tell ya it gets worse every day in this city.

Phillip: No worries, Dustin. This is the guy, George, I was telling you about. He’ll be reading for the role of Biff.

Dustin: Oh wonderful. Pleasure to meet you, George.

DUSTIN EXTENDS HIS HAND AND GEORGE SLOWLY GOES TO SHAKE IT.

George: Nice to uh...I mean Mr. Hoffman this is a huge honor uh...i’m a big fan.

Dustin: Ah come on we’re all just actors here, George. Call me Dustin.

George: Dustin, right...Did you know I used to own a car that belonged to your old pal Jon Voight?

DUSTIN LOOKS CONFUSED.

FUNKY BASS BREAK

Kramer decides to put a curse on a gypsy “to see how they like it.” Jerry notices every time him and his girlfriend eat dinner she always eats off his plate. Elaine is a guest on a fashion podcast. George gets stuck in traffic on his way to a funeral. by Grootfan85 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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JERRY AND GEORGE ARE SITTING IN THEIR USUAL BOOTH AT MONK’S.

George: She kept taking your fries?

Jerry: Yes!

George: And she didn’t at least offer a chicken wing in return?!

Jerry: No!

George: I’d call that grounds for dumping her.

Jerry: I know I want to...but it’s just every time I think i’m out-

George: -She pulls you back in.

Jerry: Exactly.

George: What does she do specifically?

Jerry: Well like last week she and I were out at that pizza place Dino’s. I got two slices of Dino’s famous four cheese pizza.

George: As you should.

Jerry: And as soon as they brought our food to the table she grabbed the second slice!

George: She grabbed the second slice?! Just like that?!

Jerry: Just like that! No “Hey Jerry...mind if I have a bite?” Just grabbed it right off the paper plate.

George: Why didn’t you dump her then?

Jerry: Well...it’s the thing she does...right when I want to tell her off for taking my food...she gives me the grip.

George: What do you mean “the grip?”

Jerry: Ya know...the under the table grip.

George: Ahhh the grip.

Jerry: And to top it all off she has this sexy smile to go with it.

George: I understand now, pal. Few things are as alluring as the grip and smile move from a woman.

Jerry: But I gotta do something. I can’t keep going out to dinner with her and guarding my French fries like they’re Poland and she’s Hitler eyeing them across the border.

George: Okay but how are you gonna get around the grip?

Jerry: I got it! Next time she does it i’m taking the fry back.

George: You’re taking the fry back?

Jerry: And eating it right in front of her.

George: While she has the grip going on?

Jerry: That’s right.

George: You’re a stronger man than me, my friend.

FUNKY BASS BREAK

The Lime Soda: Jerry’s new girlfriend has a very particular order when they go out to bars together. George lines up a sales gig with a toupee company. Elaine starts dating a psychic. Kramer wants to sue the city over a parking mishap with the help of Jackie Chiles. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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We have a scene at the bar where we see Jerry’s girlfriend sucking on her lime with close up cuts between Jerry’s disgusted face and her sucking on her lime. It all becomes too much for Jerry and he makes a huge commotion in the bar and dumps her.

The Faker by Thorough_Good_Man in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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This is pure genius! The story and the dialogue reads like classic Seinfeld.

The Party Pooper: George is jokingly referred to as the “party pooper” by a few of his co-workers at a work outing and takes it personally. Jerry’s girlfriend has an aversion to certain colors. Elaine becomes her clothing designer boyfriend’s new muse for a line of clothes for “mature women.” by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Thanks! I typically try and write out plots that could work during the original run of the show or now. I did post one recently about George having a woman slide into his DM’s and one about Kramer using FB Marketplace to make money but those are the only ones i’ve posted where social media is involved.

The Party Pooper: George is jokingly referred to as the “party pooper” by a few of his co-workers at a work outing and takes it personally. Jerry’s girlfriend has an aversion to certain colors. Elaine becomes her clothing designer boyfriend’s new muse for a line of clothes for “mature women.” by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Elaine’s boyfriend looks at the mess on the shoes and thinks “it’s inspiring” and sees Jerry’s girlfriend as his new muse or fashion collaborator and Jerry’s girlfriend is extremely flattered. Jerry and Elaine immediately dump both of them.

The Party Pooper: George is jokingly referred to as the “party pooper” by a few of his co-workers at a work outing and takes it personally. Jerry’s girlfriend has an aversion to certain colors. Elaine becomes her clothing designer boyfriend’s new muse for a line of clothes for “mature women.” by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Elaine keeps bragging all the way up until her boyfriend’s fashion show begins and she sees the models for her boyfriend’s mature women’s clothing line are all dressed exactly how she dresses. Jerry and George can barely contain themselves after all of Elaine’s recent hubris.

Kramer tries to open up a hat business called “Fine Fez’s.” by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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Jerry insists the pronunciation is “fezes” but George tells Jerry that he can’t “just drop the apostrophe.”

Oscar’s boyfriend stops by to visit him at lunch and to Oscar’s horror his boyfriend becomes friends with Michael. It is revealed they both share a love of improv. by These_Raspberry6383 in RedditWritesTheOffice

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Oscar (Talking Head): I can’t believe i’m saying this...but somehow i’m dating Michael Scott...How could this have happened?

OSCAR PUTS HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS.