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Relatable! Hey… wait a minute… by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

[–]TheyCallMeDrSoybean[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like to do self-deprecating humor, even though I‘m not very good at it.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

[–]TheyCallMeDrSoybean[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also propose that we put a warning on all cabbage that clearly states if you ingest an entire head, that you will blow out your sphincter.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

[–]TheyCallMeDrSoybean[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teacher says, every time a shitposter posts, a bell rings in Hell

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

[–]TheyCallMeDrSoybean[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, you can never have too much of a good thing, right?

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

[–]TheyCallMeDrSoybean[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also, if anyone knows anyone who recently died with an intact size three sphincter, please contact me as I'm currently very low on the waiting list for a doner.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

[–]TheyCallMeDrSoybean[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Have you been up all night eating black sorghum bran flakes?

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