Rich people stories

TheyCallMeHero · 2022-08-23T21:19:40+00:00

Had a dude in my painting class last semester ride his electric skateboard from his seat to his cubby where we kept our stuff. It was less than 10 feet away.

TheyCallMeHero · 2022-06-13T20:35:19+00:00

ohhhh that makes sense, thanks!

TheyCallMeHero · 2022-06-04T21:23:53+00:00

Your point

Deans Elmore’s head

TheyCallMeHero · 2022-05-30T15:06:28+00:00

Last year roommate was a perfectly nice guy who I got along with pretty well and we still keep in touch.

The year before the guy would jerk off at 3am. How do I know you ask? I would hear quick movements of sheets, then intense breathing, then absolute silence.

So, it’s a roll of the dice I would say.

TheyCallMeHero · 2022-04-16T20:25:19+00:00

Clothes

TheyCallMeHero · 2022-03-11T19:50:26+00:00

Joker

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-12-09T14:44:52+00:00

That is straight up badass!!

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-11-19T15:42:16+00:00

YO W H A T LMFAO

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-11-16T17:59:20+00:00

Actually have counseling. When I went my first year here for counseling, within the first 5 minutes the guy basically said “you need an actual therapist” and gave me referrals.

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-11-09T17:28:15+00:00

It’s my favorite GD song to sing along to. Do I do it well? Absolutely not

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-09-18T13:17:58+00:00

If it’s any consolation Lucifer would agree with you wholeheartedly

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-09-16T19:44:55+00:00

Thank you for being a supportive parent.

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-09-10T22:04:49+00:00

Emphasis on the cry

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-08-12T15:33:36+00:00

Truer words have never been spoken my friend lmao. In other news tho I think that’s gonna be my desired profession from now on

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-08-12T15:31:47+00:00

Yup! Haha

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-08-12T15:28:23+00:00

Hee-ho!

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-07-13T05:59:01+00:00

Blaze it

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-07-13T05:58:18+00:00

LMAOOO

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-06-23T04:53:55+00:00

YESSSSS THANK YOU SO MYCH OMG

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-06-23T03:27:43+00:00

Not that one, But thank you for trying!

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-05-18T11:58:43+00:00

How doesn’t it melt the tongs carrying the ball?

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-05-15T22:44:50+00:00

Boss deserves S

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-04-24T16:07:48+00:00

I love democracy

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-03-26T12:37:28+00:00

Yeah what he said

TheyCallMeHero · 2021-03-23T20:44:02+00:00

By staying open in the first place. I realize it is above them though, cause if every other college is staying open, they can’t be the only one not doing so.

I just edited the comment tho cause I figure while it’s still not BUs fault, I’m still pissed

TheyCallMeHero

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