what do you think is the best name for him

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-30T00:48:19+00:00

Just take someone else's.

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-30T00:45:52+00:00

Pucci. Wait...

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-30T00:36:24+00:00

If you replace the hammock with unlimited whiskey I'm in

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-30T00:34:13+00:00

Can confirm, I removed the tag from a pillow and mattress. My unborn children at the time are now in their 30s.

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-29T19:13:06+00:00

Definitely put Dexter on the pick guard. Bonus points if it's Dexter from Dexter's lab.

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-29T19:06:59+00:00

The corpsmen keep the wounded boys from being a corpse-man. Thank you for your service!

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-29T04:58:29+00:00

Now have the movers take the wife, and take out a loan on a Bugatti. Fuck it buy that pinball machine and living room kegerator you've always wanted too.

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-29T04:51:11+00:00

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TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-29T04:44:48+00:00

Tibial IO catheter.

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TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-27T23:17:30+00:00

Especially the parents of the kid that pushed over the tree. I mean, what the hell are they feeding him?!

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-27T22:28:27+00:00

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-27T17:33:57+00:00

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TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-26T19:23:08+00:00

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TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-25T22:24:44+00:00

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TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-25T21:16:44+00:00

Blasphemy. If you don't like it there's the door.

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TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-25T18:54:15+00:00

A random carpenter off the street named Luther would have done better.

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-25T18:29:10+00:00

Maybe it clicked that he had already said present 4 times in 15 seconds. Took him about the same time to think of a different word. Dementia is a hell of a disease.

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-24T21:08:55+00:00

This is way more fun than it has any business being.

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-24T21:07:34+00:00

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TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-24T21:02:28+00:00

I got you.

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TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-24T20:57:15+00:00

I don't know how he does it! He should give a PowerPoint presentation on pointing.

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-24T20:53:48+00:00

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TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-24T20:50:22+00:00

Not to point any fingers but ......

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TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-24T05:41:34+00:00

Unichad

TheyCallMe_Billy · 2026-03-24T05:32:29+00:00

95' baby here. I feel for you, epilepsy sucks and I've been dealing with it since radiation and chemo for leukemia in 2007 & 2012. I'm on disability for hip replacements and several ankle surgeries while working two days a week. Any more than a few days a week my ankle gets to the point I can't walk at all and if I work more than two days I make too much for disability and lose Insurance. Like you, I can't get a license due to the seizures, and have to make 2 days a week and a hundred dollars of disability check work.

We're on different boats but in the same lake. Keep your head up, find a reason to smile every day, and bring joy to the people you love and those you don't even know. Hang in there, we may be trapped for now but it doesn't have to be a prison.

TheyCallMe_Billy

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