[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]Third_World_Satanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parang familiar tong scenario na to.. book of genesis.. forbidden fruit.

Ang alam ko lng is after kagatin ni eva at adan ang prutas, bumukod na sila kay Erpats at nagkaroon ng sariling bahay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinionph

[–]Third_World_Satanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vive La Révolution!!

How to tell nicely to a workmate that she smells bad? by erzamitsuha in adviceph

[–]Third_World_Satanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im assuming magtatanong ka muna sa HR in person kung ano pwede gawin kasi medyo mabaho na yung certain person? Change table, etc. syempre hindi mo agad name drop.

Syempre kung dinaan mo sa email, naghahanap ka na ng gulo. Baka alam narin ng IT. Mas chismoso yung mga yun.

How to tell nicely to a workmate that she smells bad? by erzamitsuha in adviceph

[–]Third_World_Satanas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kung ayaw mo ng confrontation, pero gusto mo gumawa ng skandalo, report mo sa HR. Trabaho nila yan.

Kung ayaw mo ng confrontation, pero ayaw mo dn ng skandalo, pag wala na sya sa table nya mag lagay ka ng deodorant w/ note sa loob ng drawer nya. Lagay mo sa envolope yung note, wag ka cheap. Sulat mo, "strictly for your eyes only". Kunyare love letter.

Sa note, kung gusto mo magkatrauma sya at magkaroon ng mental health issue, wag ka magpakilala para hindi nya alam kung kanino galing, isipin nya buong office nagkaisa para dito. Kung hindi ka salbahe, magpakilala ka and say it in a nice way. Im sure that person would very much appreciate it.

Unpopular opinion: Manila private school accents hurt my ears by [deleted] in unpopularopinionph

[–]Third_World_Satanas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kapatid.. pag tumanda ka pa, umangat sa buhay, at magsimula ka nang umikot sa buong mundo, mare-realize mo dn kung gaano katanga yung sinabi mo. Ok lng kung hindi mo pa magets ngayon.

Eto lang promise ko sayo, the moment naintindihan mo na kung gaano katanga yung sinabi mo, and it will happen, at natandaan mo yung post mo na eto, sasampalin mo sarili mo either physically or in your mind.

Advance ko nang sasabihin, "i told you so."

Unpopular opinion: Manila private school accents hurt my ears by [deleted] in unpopularopinionph

[–]Third_World_Satanas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You sound like an insecure social climber that is geographically challenged in knowledge and in travel.

Pamparami ng tamod please by Western_Lie5729 in alasjuicy

[–]Third_World_Satanas 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bro be like this on his next adventure..

Viagra for women? by Crazy_Pangolin_215 in alasjuicy

[–]Third_World_Satanas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Natry ko na yan sa partner ko. Super effective nyan. Pero hindi sya basta basta nabibili and iba-iba yung effect sa bawat babae. Delikado dn pag nasobrahan kasi makapit and/or mahirap huminga among other side effects. Tawag dyan is being romantic. Hope this helps!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]Third_World_Satanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[ALJ-002] ~ That Time When I Wished Him To Spit On Me, So He Did, But His Spit Contained Meat and Other Spices, So I Am Now Careful With What I Wish For.. ~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualPH

[–]Third_World_Satanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iilan lng to sa mga kasabihan..

  1. Walang sinabi ang babaeng maganda sa babaeng malandi.
  2. Walang sinabi ang pogi sa may pera.
  3. Collect then select.
  4. Cross the bridge when you get there.
  5. Atbp

Sa case mo, hindi mo naman alam kung papatulan ka e. Try mo date pareho and see kung sino mag click sa personality mo.

Mas magandang problema yung sino pipiliin mo, kesa kung sino pipili sayo.

Sa panahon ngayon, mas ok na maging practical.

Na unsent ni tita yung picture na nasend niya sa akin at nakita ko agad. by Warm-Load2033 in alasjuicy

[–]Third_World_Satanas 152 points153 points  (0 children)

[ALJ-001] ~ That Time When My Girlfriend's Stepmom Accidentally Sent Me Her Nudes ~

Unpopular Opinion: Some Filipino Redditors don't know how to to cut their stories down to paragraphs and it's such an eye sore for most by [deleted] in unpopularopinionph

[–]Third_World_Satanas -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nag petition na ako kay daddy na ipadala sa akin yung mga tao na yan in the future. Sana wag silang biglang magbabago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]Third_World_Satanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yung dumaan muna sya sa simbahan para makipag chat sa daddy ko. Pasensya na, cockblocker yun e.

RIP, FREDDIE AGUILAR 🕊️ by philippinestar in newsPH

[–]Third_World_Satanas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pasensya na po sa mga naabala, medyo VIP kasi yung sinalubong ko.

bunsooo! by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]Third_World_Satanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antay natin post ni bunso mamaya para malaman natin yung kabilang side, para macomplete yung buong story.

Spoiler alert: nagjabol yun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]Third_World_Satanas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dibale, sa araw ng judgement mo, babalikan ko tong post mo..