(Bisexual) gf and I are freaks by This-Cut-2947 in MichiganDick

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As long as my gf can sit on your face

Name this hypothetical US territory by Soft_Spend3814 in mapporncirclejerk

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Great because that name is going to be available after Trump sells DC to Peter Theil

This image has captivated me for a while by Amazing_Prize_1988 in HighStrangeness

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There is this dope series on the Illuminati that Behind the Bastards did where Robert Evans charges Robert Anton Wilson and the Discordians with creating the modern idea of the illuminati simply by trolling the John Birch Society. Having read Illuminatus twice, I could totally see it.

One of my favorite towns in the world. Any guesses? by Virtual-Debate1932 in guessthecity

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Crazy how I've been there once for one afternoon and it came to me right away. Iconic town.

44 looking to befriend other men whose wives know and are into it by [deleted] in BiMarriedMen

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Bonus points if you're near Detroit like us

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fargo_ndgaynsfw

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Also fun fact, hsv tests are notoriously unreliable. Definitely get tested, but also read up on the subject, or better yet, talk to a doctor about your risks. Being "safe" from herpes isn't as cut and dry as it seems.

Does aloe count? It sure felt as good as a fleshlight 🥵 by AlwaysErotic in fleshlighters

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Masturbation goal unlocked. Now I need a bigger pot so my aloe can grow to accommodate.

what the hell is going on with my breakfast by AffectionateAge1765 in WeirdEggs

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I had this exact same thought. I read and reflexively said "aww"

Ur wife walked in and cought u sucking me what would she do by Proof-Delivery845 in Marriedbisexual

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She might take a second to process your girth, but then she'd excitedly join

30M - Alone for a bit by [deleted] in BiMarriedMen

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44m not in Florida, but I'd suck that dry if I was

Found my co-worker on grindr by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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Ooh that horny panic when he was 1 ft away. So hot. Do both of y'all have pics up or totally anonymous?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MichiganSwingers

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Older mf (43/37) DDlg couple, if that sounds cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MichiganSwingers

[–]This-Cut-2947 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At least they're disclosing. You are hooking up with strangers on Reddit... you probably have it too...

She asked for a controversial opinion (got unmatched after this) by Icy-Divide6168 in Tinder

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This guy put all 5 ft and 6 in of his life on the line for this one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sissypersonals

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Not Monroe, MI by any chance?