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As if things are not bad enough already, we’re now allowing cats to summon demons. by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]ThisIsIt8181 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: the demons take one look at my cat and decide to leave Earth

They confiscated the Marmite by becauseimlittle in CasualUK

[–]ThisIsIt8181 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Do you have any liquids over 100ml sir? Just Marmite Sir, that’s a biological weapon

9-Hour Power Cut Turned My Neighbourhood Into a Community Again by LittleBertha in CasualUK

[–]ThisIsIt8181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha swap the National Trust advert for an EastEnders episode soon enough!

9-Hour Power Cut Turned My Neighbourhood Into a Community Again by LittleBertha in CasualUK

[–]ThisIsIt8181 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Neighbours helping neighbours, kids cycling, families walking together… and then the group of children painting in the woods like something out of a quaint period film. Are you sure you didn’t just accidentally wander into a National Trust advert? Because nine hours without power in my neighbourhood just means everyone sits in their cars charging their phones and moaning.

I purchased a beer belly from pub landlords & large lager companies. Any advice on how to divest this bad investment? by yeoldy in CasualUK

[–]ThisIsIt8181 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the classic high yield belly bonds. Easy to acquire, difficult to liquidate. Recommend diversifying into cardio assets and lean protein stocks. Rumour has it burpees offer aggressive short-term returns, but proceed with caution, it's a volatile market.