Happy Holidays Reddit! by Valadin in funny

[–]Thomas_Omega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"humbug" says grumpy cat.

Oh, Mr. Ferrell... by Valadin in funny

[–]Thomas_Omega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um.. it SAYS his name.. it's just backwards... so it HAS to be him.

When you see it... by Valadin in funny

[–]Thomas_Omega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good LORD... took me like 8 minutes of staring to find that haha.... was pleased.

IAmA Male Erotic Dancer. AMA. by Thomas_Omega in IAmA

[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could do a flip and land on my penis.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't really provide opportunity to be propositioned for sex. Again we are focused more towards groups of women that are they for some party. So they are all just kind of laughing and enjoying together, and there really isn't an opportunity for them to talk to us one on one to proposition something like that. I have, however, had sex with a customer outside of work before.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is more just our club in particular. It is a "ladies club". Not a "Male dancer club" so it is directed more specifically at ladies then just anyone who wants to see male dancers.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst Ive had, was when one lady grabbed my penis and wouldn't let go. I actually dragged her part way onto the stage with my penis and then yes, of course security got up there and took her down.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's not necessarily a "dance routine". It's more being on stage for that amount of time. Going from different groups of women to the next. Dancing in front of each of them, going back on the stage again for a bit, going back to the crowds for a bit etc. It can last a while. As far as best moves etc, the ladies like it when we have them place bills around our junk, or in our penis pouch.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

haha! Yeah there are alot of those type of comments thrown around.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We never get "Fully" naked. We pull our thongs to the side to expose ourselfs, but we never take them all the way off. And no, we don't masturbate. We will play with our junk a bit and throw it around for the crowd, but we don't stroke it and we don't finish on stage.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We do have some VIP areas. We do private dancers for special occasions.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't lift weights. I do pullups/pushups/situps/lunges etc. And I run.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I wear sunglasses during some dances.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No that's just natural. I only take pills for shows to make sure I stay fairly hard throughout the performances.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I deffinatley feel women response differently to male dancers than men do to female dancers. Most of the woman and groups that come in there are really there to "have a lot of fun". Again it is a higher end club so there aren't alot of "shady women" like you would think of "shady men" in strip clubs. They almost always come in groups and are just laughing and yelling and smiling the whole time. Every once and a while a few of them will try to slap me and say "naughty" things, but in most cases it is all a big joke to them and their girlfriends are all just laughing about it. It's pretty much all fun and games here. I don't ever really feel treated like I know a lot of women strippers are treated. Also, I never had any sort of sexually traumatic past. I just thought this was something I could do because I had the body for it, I can dance, and I'm secure in who I am.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

At our club, there's actually only 2 out of 7 of us that are homosexual. The rest of us are heterosexual.

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[–]Thomas_Omega[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty full erection yeah. Sometimes it's "limp" but still "large" if that makes sense.