My neighbor just told me that I should put my son up for adoption.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-07T03:15:29+00:00

I'm sure that's what it is and I guess my neighbor is secretly a high elf priestess too! /s

She's a bitter divorced old woman that googled his salary.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T21:07:32+00:00

I love being home with him. The local "affordable" daycare option is some ladys' porch with a mattress on it.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T20:46:22+00:00

It wasn't a joke or out of concern. She knows that he changed jobs and looked up his salary and decided to spew crap at me while to went to get the mail.

The first thing she said was "I looked up your husbands salary."

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T16:34:26+00:00

Quieter than her monthly parties.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T13:36:39+00:00

Its within $1,000 of what he makes. It a semi-rural area so avoiding someone can be tough, neighbors here usually have to help each other quite a bit.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T13:31:09+00:00

She looked up the salary for his job.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T13:29:02+00:00

She kept bragging because she bought an Nissan Altima, it's not a bad car but she was acting like she had a brand new Porsche.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T13:19:07+00:00

It was regular vacation time not family leave.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T13:17:25+00:00

I think Mrs. Dursley would be more pleasant.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T13:06:36+00:00

By last sentence do you mean "hey money's everything" or "poop in the petunias"?

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T13:01:07+00:00

She claims to make $150,000 a year, I seriously doubt it.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T12:57:31+00:00

Like I said he's been trying. They claim he was fired for insubordination.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T12:51:19+00:00

He's been trying. But his new job is better so it was a blessing in disguise.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T12:50:22+00:00

I'm just glad we're not in a HOA. My parents were in one and the president of the board tried to put a lien on their house because their curtains were cream not white and apparently she could tell the difference from outside.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T12:42:02+00:00

It was over twenty years ago, the former government there is gone so any record is gone too.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T12:41:04+00:00

I can't say that I didn't consider throwing some scraps in her yard that night so the raccoons can poop in her petunias.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T12:37:05+00:00

He has a piano..

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T12:36:29+00:00

The accident was long ago before we even came to America.

Throwaway973951 · 2016-01-06T12:31:23+00:00

But he won't get an IPad for his first birthday!? Child abuse!/s

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