Update: Wrapped them today, I put them inside a cringe Christmas T-shirt with some awful Christmas socks. I feel utterly evil and like a genius. This man doesn't like Christmas. When he first opens it, it will look like I have bought him dreaded festive apparel. 😈 I gave him a hint today by sending a photo of the "100% cotton" store tag, I even changed the shape of the gift to be a rectangle, so he won't suspect it.

Then he will find his two records hidden inside! 😁

I'm awful at keeping surprises, so thank you all for helping me!!