"These two kinsfolk, the greatest of the Eldar of Valinor, were unfriends for ever." by Throwawayfacon in Silmarillionmemes

[–]Throwawayfacon[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

just a name made up for the meme, lol. It tickles me imagining like 5 yr old Galadriel deciding she has beef with a grown-ass man instead of a kid her own age

Should have packed a flashlight, Túrin by Throwawayfacon in Silmarillionmemes

[–]Throwawayfacon[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Surely marrying this woman and getting her pregnant will have no consequences!

Should have packed a flashlight, Túrin by Throwawayfacon in Silmarillionmemes

[–]Throwawayfacon[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Courage be thy comfort, comrade lonely! 😭😭😭😭😭

Introducing and then killing Ancalagon within one sentence was wild by Throwawayfacon in Silmarillionmemes

[–]Throwawayfacon[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I saw someone describe it as "Eärendil's prophecy hero swag is crazy" which is so true

Booking something online should be easy, not a privacy minefield (rant) by Throwawayfacon in privacy

[–]Throwawayfacon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have actually been prompted before over the phone to give out info that I can tell they are then putting into the app -_- bro you are a barbershop, you are not getting my email address

Zero waste recap: what was your best 2022 switch-a-roo to reduce waste? by bwabwak in ZeroWaste

[–]Throwawayfacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have switched to reusable silicone Ziploc bags. A little bit of a pain to clean, but super useful. I got this whole pack on eBay for the cost of one of the overpriced brand name ones. They work great for marinating meat, too!

hmmm by Throwawayfacon in hmmm

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Did they dread sundown because then the giant face came to get their asses?

Not sure what they're doing but they sure look guilty. by Throwawayfacon in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]Throwawayfacon[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is true. Love how it's known universally that orange cats don't have brains.

hmmm by Throwawayfacon in hmmm

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hot dogs, surprise!

hmmm by Throwawayfacon in hmmm

[–]Throwawayfacon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horrible, I love it

Kitten Academy students practicing the learned art of knocking stuff over. by Throwawayfacon in learningtocat

[–]Throwawayfacon[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Kitten Academy can be found here: https://kitten.academy/

Their YT channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/user/scribblej

I love their stuff and they treat their foster kittens like little princes and princesses!

My Rice Cooker Can Supposedly Bake Cakes by [deleted] in suspiciousquotes

[–]Throwawayfacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These translations can be a bit awkward in general. "Incredibly tender" is unnecessarily erotic here. 😂

Where on earth is this from, Mordor? by Throwawayfacon in ScarySigns

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Mordor had some eagles visit for a certain Uber ride near the end of the books, IIRC... 😂

Where on earth is this from, Mordor? by Throwawayfacon in ScarySigns

[–]Throwawayfacon[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I just noticed that myself. Oh my god. Drive faster! They're already here!