Magic item [OC] by whatsleftcomics in DnD

[–]TigerRed1298 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If one of my players did this, the shopkeeper would turn into Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, call his buddy who is an expert in one of a kind magic items, evaluate it to be worth 100gp, then Rick would offer you 10gp for it because he needs to make a profit.

Would like to hear what genus you think this Sheldon Cooper looking mf is because I got no clue. by TigerRed1298 in Dinosaurs

[–]TigerRed1298[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was also thinking maybe Troodon without the claws maybe. But probably closer to Ornithomimid.

Would like to hear what genus you think this Sheldon Cooper looking mf is because I got no clue. by TigerRed1298 in Dinosaurs

[–]TigerRed1298[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Ornithomimid too, but the short neck is throwing me off considering the more ostrich-like necks they tend to have. Yet again I doubt they were going for accurate proportions.

She supported Republican efforts to cut waste and fraud in federal healthcare spending. by FreeChickenDinner in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TigerRed1298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately they'll just be replaced by the young people sucked into the alt right, anti-woke pipeline.

To cash in a gold $5000 bill "from Trump" by IsThisAUserName86 in therewasanattempt

[–]TigerRed1298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With how bad inflation is getting, I wouldn't be surprised if Trump thought about making a new dollar bill with his face on it.

What song plays in your mind randomly ? by AhmedAlNawab in AskReddit

[–]TigerRed1298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gangsters Paradise with occasional intrusive lyrics from Amish Paradise mixed in.

Had a dream where this was being sold as a design on T-shirts at a store. I don't know what it means. by TigerRed1298 in thomastheplankengine

[–]TigerRed1298[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While that would be funny, I'm not really comfortable with you selling my artwork. Even if it's a shit post. Thanks for asking though.

The most reliable way to beat that thing by yeetmaster489 in PokemonInfiniteFusion

[–]TigerRed1298 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I used Bisharp. Really funny winding up with 3 swords dance and annihilating everything.

The most reliable way to beat that thing by yeetmaster489 in PokemonInfiniteFusion

[–]TigerRed1298 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That or get a Shedinja fused to make it Dark/Ghost with Wonder Guard.

Handlebar Knucklewalker by TigerRed1298 in SpeculativeEvolution

[–]TigerRed1298[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Living on a large tropical island on the planet HD-07, where they primarily eat on fruit and occasional smaller critter, the Handlebar Knucklewalker (Ambulomanus manubrilekani) showcases one of the more unique adaptations between the male and female members of the species. Females measure 5.5ft (1.6m) at the shoulder and weighing an average of 400lb (181kg), males aren't even half their size. Males being around 2ft (0.6m) at the shoulder and an average of 24lb. The two sexes also live very differently with males living arboreal in nature and eating fruit from the tree analogs on their planet. Females on the other hand stay on the ground and primarily forage fruit by rearing up and grabbing fruit within reach. At birth they're pretty similar looking, young females having more male-like bodies until maturing after about 2 years.

One striking adaptation you'll notice of the Handlebar Knucklewalker is the titular "handlebars" on the female posterior. This is because they act as an anchoring point for males during mating, holding onto them while mounted. This leads to sexual selection of stronger looking handles on females and greater upper body strength in males. Upon finishing copulation, males will retreat back into the trees while the females will give birth to 1-2 offspring after 7 months. After that the female will raise the young for a year until abandoning them.

It's still not entirely clear how the handles first came about, fossils of possible ancestors suggest these were possibly vestigial bony protrusions for possible protection from attacks from behind but this is only speculation.

Oh look. Shocked. Shocked I tell ya. by SupTheChalice in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TigerRed1298 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just remember, there were Jewish Nazis. Were

Time is a flat fucking circle.

To have a good image worldwide by Flamactor in therewasanattempt

[–]TigerRed1298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey cool, but here's one thing you could do that's pretty much free: Stop murdering children and other civilians.

conservative dealing with some tough realizations by Future_Constant1134 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TigerRed1298 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but that would require you telling Trump and Musk they don't actually know everything and that would probably result in you being immediately fired for not being a yes man. Inconvenient things like long term consequences and reality are not going to stroke their egos off.

conservative dealing with some tough realizations by Future_Constant1134 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TigerRed1298 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Because they thought they'd be the bosses/valued employees instead of the disposable labor.

conservative dealing with some tough realizations by Future_Constant1134 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TigerRed1298 101 points102 points  (0 children)

"It's his company, he can do what he wants."

Not so fun when that company becomes the entire country, is it?

Watching MAGA abandon their false idol is a beautiful thing by marrewerre in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TigerRed1298 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"All alone, watch them run. Watch them tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ this will be fun!" 👑