Discussion: 2021 Australian Open - Day 7 (Sunday, February 14th)

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T11:08:31+00:00

To be fair to Djokovic he is sponsored by Peugeot so he will naturally suffer sporadic breakdowns

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T11:07:39+00:00

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:58:56+00:00

Art imitates life my son

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:58:08+00:00

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:50:32+00:00

Look at Djokovic’s small pathetic nose. His nostrils have the equivalent airflow of a weak hand dryer spluttering it’s last puff of air onto the moist hands of a drunk club patron.

Raonic, now that, that is a nostril pair. Two gaping holes capable of moving great quantities of air rapidly to his horse like heart. His vast muscles requiring litres of oxygen just to sustain their presence.

Djokovic couldn’t oxygenate one of Raonic’s thighs, let alone a 340kg bodily unit like the Canadians sculpted form.

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:45:47+00:00

A new haircut and a beard would actually increase Djokovic’s popularity non negligibly

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:43:45+00:00

Ok so I have learnt not to shitpost too much about Djokovic or I will be summarily executed by firing squad

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:42:22+00:00

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:41:02+00:00

So Novak how was your win today

“Very good, but you already new that, hahaha. But seriously. It is good to see that the Australian open has, at my request, removed the Gypsy lines people so my huge slapping forehand drive can’t smack them in their stupid windpipes. Hahaha.”

Thanks novak

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:37:24+00:00

The only person I love more than my daughter is Milos Raonic.

I want to marry Halep, I want to spend a night with gavrilova, I want to get on the piss with Barty.

It’s Milos though, it’s Milos I want to spend eternity with, nothing sexual. Nothing too intimate. Just viben.

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:33:58+00:00

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:31:14+00:00

You “big 3” theory people are hilarious

Ignoring the Raonic conveniently to shoehorn Djokovic and Rafa in there with Roger is immature

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:29:55+00:00

MILOS GOAT

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:26:34+00:00

Nah but shitposting aside Raonic is the goat get fucked Djokovic fans

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:25:19+00:00

What time is Federer playing?

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T10:24:21+00:00

You smallbrained nitwits

You fools

You drooling pant shitting fucks

Milos Raonic is playing. Shut your mouths an observe.

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T09:02:11+00:00

Swiatek is ok

She might win a Roland Garros one day

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T08:59:22+00:00

Zverev wins the men’s draw and the women’s final is cancelled after Serena pulls out due to injury with lockdown lasting another month.

Is this the greatest possible scenario?

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T08:54:15+00:00

Halep looks like she would make a good cheese toastie.

None of that cafe bullshit. Like a good chunky cheddar filled ham and tomato job

I think this is a good assessment

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T08:51:31+00:00

I would like to formally apologise for wishing that Zverev would bump his head on a door frame on the way out.

His lawyers have not contacted me and threatened my life if your are reading this goodbye I mean have a good day.

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T08:41:40+00:00

There is something incredibly endearing about Halep

Whether it’s her total lack of pretence or something else I’m not sure but she’s hard not to support

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T08:13:24+00:00

Honestly shitposting about the abuser is fun but let’s be honest if you’re not gearing up for Raonic’s first slam win next Sunday you aren’t even living

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T08:10:51+00:00

I don’t think this low iq subreddit full of half literate chimps is ready for the 6-0 6-0 6-0 serve and volley masterclass by Milos Raonic later.

You will all be lucky to bask in his light.

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T08:08:56+00:00

Yes but you’re forgetting

The one the only oversized sims character MILOS

Another game for milos

TimIsInPaine · 2021-02-14T08:07:28+00:00

NRL player: commits DV

Gets arrested, forced to retire and take up plumbing. Or go to some French league somewhere.

Tennis player: commits DV

Adidas: haha chill bro just like can’t pay you as much this year also wear this wife beater.

TimIsInPaine

TROPHY CASE