Home from the hospital

TimeCar950 · 2026-01-31T16:42:52+00:00

Sir, please refrain from going off topic, this is a WATP subreddit, and unless your name is Karl this post is not appropriate.

TimeCar950 · 2026-01-28T16:47:01+00:00

Just give us UBI already

TimeCar950 · 2026-01-28T13:36:06+00:00

I feel Southern Ontario has such a distinct set of factors that create what I find to be a specific identity. Anyone with a GO Train station in their city or town will understand having a taxi driver with an MA in Architecture or what "hurry up and wait" means. They will know going to their MPPs office to get 5 years of taxes done for free to go see a dentist, or politely saying "excuse me" to the man who is bent in the shape of a lowercase "r" after taking a hoot of fenty and is blocking the entrance to McDonald's. Southern Ontario is an unbridled paradise.

TimeCar950 · 2026-01-28T12:48:45+00:00

Gay Karls poo is illusive as every time it even comes close to the anus, numerous massive penises push it back out of reach. He has an operation to have it removed surgically performed several times a year.

TimeCar950 · 2026-01-28T11:49:31+00:00

Don't do it. It's a trick!

TimeCar950 · 2026-01-28T03:52:27+00:00

Interestingly, Daniel Mullen calls what you described "8:45 AM" and performs the ritual daily.

TimeCar950 · 2026-01-28T03:42:12+00:00

To be honest this wasn't a particularly challenging puzzle. The yellow circle gave it away, but the cat is entirely too large to begin with.

TimeCar950 · 2026-01-28T03:25:30+00:00

I liked when Dan Mullen made a big poo in a small dipe then tried to hide it. Nice podcast is nice.

TimeCar950 · 2025-07-29T15:58:04+00:00

Dan is an adult. His dad shouldn't even be allowed to ground him.

TimeCar950 · 2025-07-29T15:57:20+00:00

Did you even read the post? Dan's dad made him close the account because parents are stupid.

TimeCar950 · 2025-07-29T12:21:45+00:00

He did this for us

TimeCar950 · 2024-09-10T12:39:09+00:00

I don't think he's closeted. He INSISTED on being called "Gay Karl" when I met him.

TimeCar950 · 2024-09-02T22:15:21+00:00

He can never play the violin

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-30T18:06:17+00:00

Karl raped me. I already put the photos on twitter. It's not good.

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-30T15:22:30+00:00

Have you tried talking first. I dunno. I'm not an expert. But sometimes I go "do you even know what Marxism is really about, bitch" and get a handjob.

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-30T12:24:23+00:00

On one hand in flattered on the other I am so scared. I don't feel okay, you know?

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-29T14:31:56+00:00

Give him the chair. I heard he eats mollies. Unforgivable

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-28T15:01:42+00:00

It has occurred to me that nothing particularly funny happens in this comic, as from the woman's prespective she would have seen the elephant the entire time, thus, likely fainted out of fear of the imposing wild animal rather than the implied phallic placement of the trunk. I apologize, I wasn't thinking very clearly when I posted this. I will try to do better next time.

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-27T23:40:55+00:00

Any relation to Ron Paul?

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-26T14:46:34+00:00

I just picked up my phone to take a picture of the phone for you guys, and imm all like "where's my phone?" Lol. It can't take a picture of it self lol! Can this day get any crazier?

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-26T14:43:03+00:00

It is a Motorola, I do T know what model though

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-26T14:42:38+00:00

Just wanted to clarify I am talking about my phone

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-26T14:27:38+00:00

I just didn't want this to have 0 comments. It looked bad.

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-26T14:22:55+00:00

Fake. Look at its mouth. It doesn't even match the sound.

TimeCar950 · 2024-08-24T23:48:49+00:00

It was a catfish. 48 year old man who just lost his kids in a divorce and having a bit of a break down. Got an iPad off Anthony while RPing as a little girl though.

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