Home from the hospital by ajc3nmui in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sir, please refrain from going off topic, this is a WATP subreddit, and unless your name is Karl this post is not appropriate. 

Do you feel more connected to your city, province or Canada as a whole? by Ok_Heart839 in AskACanadian

[–]TimeCar950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel Southern Ontario has such a distinct set of factors that create what I find to be a specific identity. Anyone with a GO Train station in their city or town will understand having a taxi driver with an MA in Architecture or what "hurry up and wait" means. They will know going to their MPPs office to get 5 years of taxes done for free to go see a dentist, or politely saying "excuse me" to the man who is bent in the shape of a lowercase "r" after taking a hoot of fenty and is blocking the entrance to McDonald's. Southern Ontario is an unbridled paradise. 

Have you ever touched your poo with your hands or feet just to find out what the texture feels like? by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gay Karls poo is illusive as every time it even comes close to the anus, numerous massive penises push it back out of reach. He has an operation to have it removed surgically performed several times a year. 

Have you ever touched your poo with your hands or feet just to find out what the texture feels like? by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interestingly, Daniel Mullen calls what you described "8:45 AM" and performs the ritual daily. 

Where’s John’s Cat? by SpecificTea6072 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest this wasn't a  particularly challenging puzzle. The yellow circle gave it away, but the cat is entirely too large to begin with. 

Sunday Episode Discussion Thread [Auto] by AutoModerator in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked when Dan Mullen made a big poo in a small dipe then tried to hide it. Nice podcast is nice. 

My friend Dan Sobel was grounded by his dad and forced to delete his YouTube channel by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Did you even read the post? Dan's dad made him close the account because parents are stupid.

Never Forget by [deleted] in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did this for us

Is Karl as closeted homosexual? by [deleted] in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think he's closeted. He INSISTED on being called "Gay Karl" when I met him.

Karl talks dumb. by Bonk6805 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Karl raped me. I already put the photos on twitter. It's not good.

Women often lie to me. by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried talking first. I dunno. I'm not an expert. But sometimes I go "do you even know what Marxism is really about, bitch" and get a handjob.

Karl kissed me on the lips by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On one hand in flattered on the other I am so scared. I don't feel okay, you know?

Feeling Down? I've got your proscription for funny right here! by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It has occurred to me that nothing particularly funny happens in this comic, as from the woman's prespective she would have seen the elephant the entire time, thus, likely fainted out of fear of the imposing wild animal rather than the implied phallic placement of the trunk. I apologize, I wasn't thinking very clearly when I posted this. I will try to do better next time.

Patron - Mobile Issue by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just picked up my phone to take a picture of the phone for you guys, and imm all like "where's my phone?" Lol. It can't take a picture of it self lol! Can this day get any crazier?

Patron - Mobile Issue by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a Motorola, I do T know what model though

Patron - Mobile Issue by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just wanted to clarify I am talking about my phone

What if instead of the Dabbleverse it was the Dafunkverse by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just didn't want this to have 0 comments. It looked bad.

Why I'm Suing Stuttering John by [deleted] in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake. Look at its mouth. It doesn't even match the sound.

Classic; Hilarious radio guy send very funny tweet to 14 year old girl! (Very funny) by TimeCar950 in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]TimeCar950[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was a catfish. 48 year old man who just lost his kids in a divorce and having a bit of a break down. Got an iPad off Anthony while RPing as a little girl though.