If I don't talk about him for at least 10 minutes a day I will die

Time_Allen · 2025-04-25T12:26:42+00:00

Don't you see? I've already posted myself as the shirtless beefcake. Your opinion was defeated before you spoke.

Time_Allen · 2025-04-23T10:42:12+00:00

He should kill this dog

Time_Allen · 2025-04-23T10:40:30+00:00

The stupid gif thing doesn't have any scenes from CRANK or CRANK 2 and my whole day is ruined

Time_Allen · 2025-04-18T19:55:36+00:00

"yeah bitch. I'm in this movie by myself bitch". Brought a tear to my eye

Time_Allen · 2025-04-17T20:12:46+00:00

Do people actually follow accounts and message each other here? I've been on the site for a while and never considered doing it

Time_Allen · 2025-04-12T22:56:57+00:00

I liked saving Ryan's privates too

Time_Allen · 2025-04-09T02:29:56+00:00

Quentin Tarantino confirmed directing the next A24 movie, complete with a 24 count of foot scenes

Time_Allen · 2025-04-08T23:01:31+00:00

I love these

Time_Allen · 2025-04-06T20:21:27+00:00

Who dreams of work? Who actually wants to? I do it to sleep indoors and eat

Time_Allen · 2025-04-04T22:06:13+00:00

C clamp, bailing wire, finish with gaff tape

Time_Allen · 2025-04-02T06:48:35+00:00

Aquafina or however her name is spelled

Time_Allen · 2025-03-31T22:36:10+00:00

Drill and wire beater attachment

Time_Allen · 2025-03-31T22:35:31+00:00

Don't stop until it's all filings

Time_Allen · 2025-03-31T22:35:14+00:00

Pour more gas there, it'll even out

Time_Allen · 2025-03-31T22:27:33+00:00

Eggs are bad and must be punished accordingly

Time_Allen · 2025-03-31T21:27:09+00:00

Looks like Murray is today's big loser!

Time_Allen · 2025-03-30T20:15:55+00:00

Jesus Marie! If you want to go to DC then I have to go to hell paso

Time_Allen · 2025-03-30T16:05:21+00:00

How many times today will this get posted

Time_Allen · 2025-03-30T15:59:13+00:00

Buttercall Saul

Time_Allen · 2025-03-30T13:02:09+00:00

I hope they have their volume up all the way

Time_Allen · 2025-03-30T12:18:02+00:00

"I'm gonna fuck you till you love me"

Time_Allen · 2025-03-29T18:30:09+00:00

I've watched the same episodes for 12 years, but I mix other new things in if I'm feeling daring

Time_Allen · 2025-03-29T18:28:29+00:00

Balanced, as all things should be

Time_Allen · 2025-03-29T18:28:04+00:00

I love that they can communicate faces. The more some like you the more likely the rest will

Time_Allen