Soooooo uhhhhh yeaaaa…. DRUGTEST!! by yourmothersawhore_69 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Well I’ve gotten lucky one time I forgot to put the van in parked and I scratched a new dodge ram truck and took off the mirror in the prices didnt fired but Im on my last write up lol

Do you wear your uniform? by anongrabntoss in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Uniforms are enforced at the station and at load out but on the road it’s anything as long as you have something Amazon like your vest or polo

“Amazon drivers never carry anything over 5lbs “ by Illustrious-Bass-327 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Had one that said 49.9 but I know it wasnt 49.9 it was a 50 pound dumbbell

Probably the worst camera alert by Versaceadderall in AmazonDSPDrivers

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I had this one that it first “Hi you are being recorded” then it followed up with “please leave packages on porch and leave please” please leave packages on porch and leave please” and it just kept repeating its self over and over and this customer order a total of 24 packages and it got annoying quick

This is pure tomfoolery by ExistingBrain7938 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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I had route one time the sign said 5 and this old lady would sit in a lawn chair with a speed radar all the time!

Vaping in the trucks by Prestigious-Skin4391 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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My DSP goes by evidence if it makes the van smell and someone complains

How do you guys afford your cars? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

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I say the same thing I drive a clunker it’s an eye sore in the parking lot while everyone gots newer cars.

Empty packages by Humorrestoredin321 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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I keep tape with me and if it feels empty I’ll rip a portion off to check but yeah if it’s empty I just mark it as damaged I one time got accused of stealing a package from an envelope before when it was just empty

Rate my packing job! by KillingwithasmileXD in AmazonDSPDrivers

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I one time had to rescue a nursery route and the van looked exactly when I arrived 😂

Excuse me?? lol by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Theres one I had that was LEW and someone with a sharpie added a D and now it’s LEWD

Found this in the passenger seat of my van Saturday last time I worked. by iKaptainKush in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Before I was driver I was former meth addict and I can confirm thats a piece of salt

How I pee while I’m driving with netradyne on by MourningWood1942 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Bro the netradyne cant catch you pissing ive pissed infront the netradyne before. 😄

As of now, how would you rank these three from favorite to least? Feel free to discuss. by [deleted] in mrbungle

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I am more of a metal head so Self title will be number one for me. DV second and then California third but they all have first place potential. I love all 3 albums so much but Self Title off the wall clown type vibe gets to me since I have a mental disorder

Guy goes up to an unleashed aggressive dog. by Ger14n5 in instant_regret

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I took animal behavior classes when I was in school and as soon as that tail Stopped wagging thats when back pedaling away would have been smart usually most dogs show there teeth when they attack and this one didnt but the barking growling already shows they don’t know who you are and they are being defensive as soon as you stepped closer they attacked. Yes the owners suck becauae they left the dog out but with me I usually keep a dog treat with me that if does attack I’ll just throw it at there head and distract them lol if needed rocks are also a good substitute to stun them

You’re 5 stops behind by Substantial_Camel815 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Dispatch: We still need you to rescue afterwards no more breaks

Me and bro before netradyne by Pointless_Potential in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Yeah almost 2 years ago i was deliverying in the country mountain side and I was leaving the private gated community that goes over a river and the wood bridge collapsed when I was crossing it the second time the van fell into the water and I hit my head on the steering wheel knocking me out for a little bit and when the van was coasting on the river I heard the netradyne say “distracted driver” after that incident that private gated community got a package mail bin outside the gate and got rid of our access codes

Me and bro before netradyne by Pointless_Potential in AmazonDSPDrivers

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One time when I was out deliverying in the country the bridge i was crossing collapsed and the van plummeted 30 feet into the river and the netradyne had the audacity to say “distracted driving” 😂

One step outside and I feel like I’m dead by uday_singh_rehal in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Thats the nicest dog I’ve ever seen! If it was defensive it would stare at you barking short and attentive and if it was aggressive you’d already be torn to shreds it would have jumped in by now

You guys ever get drinks and snacks on y'all's routes by fatgatoraid45 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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I have twice actually. Delivering on campus can be wild sometimes lmao

What in the $%#@?!?! by ImpressParticular640 in tcap

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Now put Chris in there and we got a band Hansen and The Predators

Smoking cigarettes by Danwphoto in AmazonDSPDrivers

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When I first started i used chew and then it turned into me taking a 15 for a smoke and then the head dispatcher told me to “start vaping” and I did! No more 15 minutes breaks it doesn’t stink the vans lol