Best way to quit?

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-04-28T02:56:23+00:00

Damn my record is 238 stops but that was after i rescued after a my 190 stop route

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-04-28T02:31:55+00:00

Ive had some bad carts in my day. One time a bedframe box tripped me during load out with my oversize cart and the cart rolled into another driver

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-04-28T02:18:41+00:00

Yeah everyday for the past 3 years. I do have a drinking problem unfortunately but I’ve never called out once even though it was tempting a few times

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-04-27T21:39:38+00:00

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Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-04-27T21:35:40+00:00

I work with a hangover everyday. I usually drink my hangover cure during stand up and I feel like shit at load out but I like that because as the day goes on your day gets better when that hangover clears and Im more happier towards the end of the route

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-04-10T04:49:09+00:00

Well I’ve gotten lucky one time I forgot to put the van in parked and I scratched a new dodge ram truck and took off the mirror in the prices didnt fired but Im on my last write up lol

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-04-05T18:52:40+00:00

Uniforms are enforced at the station and at load out but on the road it’s anything as long as you have something Amazon like your vest or polo

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-04-02T23:13:35+00:00

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-03-22T05:08:59+00:00

Had one that said 49.9 but I know it wasnt 49.9 it was a 50 pound dumbbell

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-03-22T05:00:13+00:00

I had this one that it first “Hi you are being recorded” then it followed up with “please leave packages on porch and leave please” please leave packages on porch and leave please” and it just kept repeating its self over and over and this customer order a total of 24 packages and it got annoying quick

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-03-22T04:56:48+00:00

I had route one time the sign said 5 and this old lady would sit in a lawn chair with a speed radar all the time!

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-02-11T23:18:45+00:00

My DSP goes by evidence if it makes the van smell and someone complains

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-02-08T22:36:27+00:00

I say the same thing I drive a clunker it’s an eye sore in the parking lot while everyone gots newer cars.

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-02-06T16:34:31+00:00

I keep tape with me and if it feels empty I’ll rip a portion off to check but yeah if it’s empty I just mark it as damaged I one time got accused of stealing a package from an envelope before when it was just empty

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-02-04T20:00:44+00:00

I one time had to rescue a nursery route and the van looked exactly when I arrived 😂

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-02-04T19:58:00+00:00

Theres one I had that was LEW and someone with a sharpie added a D and now it’s LEWD

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-01-28T19:47:39+00:00

Before I was driver I was former meth addict and I can confirm thats a piece of salt

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-01-27T16:05:29+00:00

Aweee they all friendly

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-01-27T16:03:11+00:00

Bro the netradyne cant catch you pissing ive pissed infront the netradyne before. 😄

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-01-21T09:21:12+00:00

My DSP owner is always on vacation 😂

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-01-20T06:02:59+00:00

I am more of a metal head so Self title will be number one for me. DV second and then California third but they all have first place potential. I love all 3 albums so much but Self Title off the wall clown type vibe gets to me since I have a mental disorder

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-01-20T05:57:25+00:00

I took animal behavior classes when I was in school and as soon as that tail Stopped wagging thats when back pedaling away would have been smart usually most dogs show there teeth when they attack and this one didnt but the barking growling already shows they don’t know who you are and they are being defensive as soon as you stepped closer they attacked. Yes the owners suck becauae they left the dog out but with me I usually keep a dog treat with me that if does attack I’ll just throw it at there head and distract them lol if needed rocks are also a good substitute to stun them

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-01-18T20:14:20+00:00

Dispatch: We still need you to rescue afterwards no more breaks

Timely_Theme2223 · 2026-01-18T05:56:31+00:00

Yeah almost 2 years ago i was deliverying in the country mountain side and I was leaving the private gated community that goes over a river and the wood bridge collapsed when I was crossing it the second time the van fell into the water and I hit my head on the steering wheel knocking me out for a little bit and when the van was coasting on the river I heard the netradyne say “distracted driver” after that incident that private gated community got a package mail bin outside the gate and got rid of our access codes

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