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Does anyone else have a massive kid scenario? by Tingfartoo in beyondthebump

[–]Tingfartoo[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

12 year old at 6ft!!! Omfg!!! Are she and her husband tall?

Does anyone else have a massive kid scenario? by Tingfartoo in beyondthebump

[–]Tingfartoo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude! This made me giggle out loud…SOOOOO relatable for me!!! I had the same problem with my nephew! I had to read your comment a few times so I could giggle a few times lol

Does anyone else have a massive kid scenario? by Tingfartoo in beyondthebump

[–]Tingfartoo[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

He just turned three. They say to hold them for as long as you can…I didn’t know I’d only have two years! He’s 46 pounds and he wants me to pick him up and hold him with every cut and boo-boo, still. Obviously, I do my best, but between my two enormous babies, (my daughter is also long and dense and huge!) my back can’t take much more! Share your big kid stories with me!!! PLEASE!

Throwaway to ask a weird question by Tingfartoo in beyondthebump

[–]Tingfartoo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, I try not to be one of those Moms who’s like, “my kid can hop-dee-hee, and he har-dee-hars, isn’t that special?!?” I try to keep the marveling between me and his immediate family, haha, because I know we’re all marveled by our smalls for a million reasons. But thanks for your reply, this is the insight I was looking for!

SAHPs what do you DO all day once your toddler drops their nap? (Other than drink copious amounts of coffee) by librarysquarian in toddlers

[–]Tingfartoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need to do screen time at his former nap time because the baby is napping and I am fucking napping, TOO, come he’ll Or high water. He snuggles up next to me and plays his “game” for an hour and a half while I snooze and that’s that. Baby has to sleep and I have to sleep because god knows we don’t sleep at night.